Objective: To find a fulfilling career that makes the best use of my skills. Experience Current Occupation: I'm the freakin' Mt Sac Troll!!!!! Director of Human Resourses, Nike Sweatshop (1/1/99-1/1/00) basically my job was to bite people's legs when they didn't do their work efficiently--Nike-just do it!
Test Writer, Eva Unified School District(1/1/98-1/1/99) I wrote tests and graded papers for dumb-ass teachers who didn't know how to do their job. I switched occupations when I found out student essay writing pays much more.
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