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This place is going to be loaded with spelling and grammatical errors until I decide to stop playing around and fix it. I typed most of this stuff in the dark with size 5 font so I really couldn't see what I was writing. Hohum, I dont care!

 

I'm doing homework.

You're honest, good-hearted and always with a good sence for right and wrong. Your friends have your full support and love you for being who you are. You don't want to fuss about everything and sometimes you loosen the "rules" a bit if you think it's really necessary.
Who are YOU?

The fraternitys and soroities at school were having some sort of competetion on
the fields at school today.  This morning they had a giant skateboarding U
shaped ramp thingy, bounce houses, and a stage set up.  When my class went out
to the fields this afternoon, they were all playing football.  Ms. Teacher lady
made us all dance the chicken dance in front of them during their half time
break.  We also had to dance the playground polka and play limbo while everybody
stood on the sidelines and watched us.  We weren't supposed to be their
halftime freak show it was just bad timing.  After that we played some other
games.  Games aren't as fun when frat boys are walking through them.  I
stepped on my hair while trying to get up and pulled some out.  Spluh.  The
internet connection in the lab is down.  Now I have nothing to do except write
logs which may not even get put up because this computer doesn't have a floppy
drive and I can't e-mail it to myself like I usually do with my homework.  You
all suck, bye bye.

 

 

Monday February 11th 2002

This morning I needed to buy another syllabus from the AA Copy center down the street. The King of Engrend threw a really big fit because he said he'd be late for school if he drove all the way over there. The store didn't open until 9:30 and we got there around 9:00. Rasheed said he couldn't wait for the store to open up even though his first class isn't until 11:00. I didn't feel like walking back to school and digging through all the parking lots to find the van so I just went back to school without a syllabus to bring to class. I showed up about 30 minutes later in the lab than I said I would show up. While I was in there I did some homework that the teacher didn't end up collecting today anyway. I also did nothing. My class had to go to a really lame presentation in the library that was supposed to help us learn how to use the internet. It was really boring and I didn't learn anything. I think the librarian who was giving the presentation was probably one of the more if not the most computer illiterate people in the room. I played on AIM the whole time I was there. Then she gave each row a site to review. My row got martinlutherking.org. It turned out to be run by the same webmaster of stormfront.org, the white nationalist resource page. Blah blah blah blah blah at least I didn't have to do classwork today. After that I went to the back to the lab to play online again. Sitting in this chair is not very fun. They should move some monitors on the floor so I can lie down. I have to stay in here until 10 because that's when Rasheed's last class ends. After that we have to go pick up Troll Dula from Mt. Sac. Some guy just sat down next to me at computer #1. He's taking a nap there. I want to take nap but not in the lab. Blah blah bye.

Sunday February 10th 2002

This morning Babu Troll decided to pretend he was powerful and important and take away the computers again. He said that they are only to be used for homework from now on. Every time he comes up with lame rules like that and tries to enforce them the other kids and I tend to get crappier grades. He should just shut up and stop trying to dominate everybody. After that he made all of us kids go to Aunt B's house in Reseda. Going to Aunt B's house is almost always not fun, but today it was even worse because Babu Troll made us squish 6 people in a five-person automobile because he didn't want to use up the gas in the minivan. Boo-urns. Sarah and I both had to sit in the front seat. Her hips are even bigger than mine so she took up more than half the seat and had her elbow jabbed into my waist at the same time. I thought the police would pull us over for riding illegally but I guess no one saw us.
Aunt B's house reeked heavily of ammonia. They said Larry, the man who lives in the garage, was cleaning. I sat on the couch with the sleeve of my coat over my face the whole time. Babu Troll would talk to everyone in "Indian language" which really means Urdu. Babu Troll and the other grownups are really lame because they think my siblings and I can't understand anything they're saying. If I sit around and listen to them for a while I can understand about half of it. I told Sea Hag Sarah they were talking about her and she got mad and said "hey, why are you guys talking about me?!?" Silly Sarah, you're not supposed to let the grownups know you have any idea of what theyre talking about otherwise theyre not going to talk in front of you anymore. Blah Blah Blahblah blah. They ate pizza; I ate a lemon. Blah blah blah. Then we went to Pinocchio's to get more food from there. I got vegetable lasagna because that's what I always get when I go there.
When I got home I started looking for the paper dolls Jennifer and I made in band in 12th grade. I ripped apart the whole room and I still didn't find them. I dug out all the junk underneath Sarah's clothes dresser and mine. I found boxes of M&M that were over 5 years old. Mr. Slick got moved into the girl's room tonight. Sarah should stop bugging me for the kitchen computer from now on. All she ever does is talk on AIM and now she can do it from our room. The mess was too big to clean up so I leave half of it on the floor for tomorrow. Me stop now. That is all.

Saturday February 9th 2002

Last night I set my alarm for 4:30 am. Troll Dula said we had to leave at 5:30 to make it in time to meet his class at the San Diego Zoo at 8:30. His Anthropology class was suppsosed to show up today if they wanted extra credit. I came along because Dula doesn't like walking around by himself and I had nothing better to do. I woke up around 4:00 but then I went back to sleep and shut off the alarm because Babu Troll was awake and getting ready for work. I usually wait for him to leave first before taking a bath and wandering around the house. I should have reset the alarm because I forgot to wake up again. I had to take a shower instead of a bath because I woke up so late. I hate showers, especially at my house because the water's so cold. Then I forgot to bring my blankie in the car so it was cold on the drive down there. After getting semi-lost we finally arrived at the zoo around 8:15. I got to wear a name tag that said Mt. San Antonio College on it and talk to Dula's teacher. She was really friendly she reminded me of Miss Ellen from when I went to mommy and me classes when I was little, maybe it was because they both have poofy hair. Teacher lady had two kids, one looked like he was about 12 and the other looked about 3 1/2 . The 12 year old seemed like a goodie-goodie kid, not like those bad hoodlum scooter kids that live down the street. Blah blah stuff. Ms. Teacher-Lady asked the kids in the class what kind of monkeys the each wanted to observe. Dula said he wanted to watch the cute little baby monkeys. She was going to let him watch the marmosets but then she changed her mind because she said it was too hard to tell the difference between the females and the males. Then she told him to watch the bonobos AKA pygmy chimps. They were kinda fun to watch at first but then they got boring after a while. The baby was the most entertaining in the group. That's because he was the littlest and cutest. Little cute things are almost always more fun to watch than big fat ugly things. I started taking notes for Dula because I always do his work for him anyway otherwise he'll start crying "but I don't know how!" Later his teacher walked down to check on him right before we were about to leave. She told him she didn't think he was observing long enough and we had to stay for another hour and didn't end up leaving bonobo land until 11 o'clock. Then we went to the food court so Dula could observe humans. After that we got to walk around the zoo and look at the other animals. That was fun until my feet started to hurt again. I must find new shoes. Oversized sandals are not good for walking down step hills. Blah blah blah I'm tired of writing about the zoo. I am gonna quit now. Bye

Friday February 8th 2002

Someone needs to tell that giggling ho Sarah to get off the phone. She's been on it for over two hours. Actually I really shouldn't care if she's on the phone. That just means more time on the internet without being annoyed for me. Too bad everyone else has crappy timing and now I have no one to play with so I have to write some more boring logs. Someone who's been idle for 51 minutes needs to get out of the shower and help me blam half these movies. I actually got dressed before going online this morning. I usually stay in my pajamas all day, but then I decided I should get dressed because...... I don't remember why I decided to get dressed. Mommy turned that squishy avocado into guacamole. I was supposed to do that two days ago but it looked too squishy and brown so I just left it there. Mama Troll went to the bank and to the doctors and I think to the Savon pharmacy. Went she got back the first thing she said was "make a salad!!" Then she started complaining about how medicine costs so much more now that we have better insurance. Blah Blah BlaH Blah blah!!! My mommy complains too much. Sarah just tried on three different outfits. I told her the last one looked cute so she took it off and put on another because she thinks I'm trying to trick her into making her look ugly when she goes to the movies tonight. Her and her little ho friends don't even go in the theater half the time. They stand outside and talk to all the other little jr. high school aged boys. Then they walk across the street to Mc Donald's and prank call little boys on the phone. "tehehe!"
Digital Dula is getting his own TV show now. He wants it to be a combination talk show and candid camera gone wrong. He wants to interview his astronomy teacher and ask him how big Uranus is. I think he's gonna get kicked off the air after his first episode unless he comes up with something better to put on his show. He wants to show clips from his old video for Spanish class with him and his friends street luging. Or is it spelt Lugeing? Somebody go find out how to spell that and then come back and report to me. I'm gonna go blam stuff now since that nerd is out of the shower. OWYP!

Thursday February 7th 2002

Teachers who sell their own syllabus for money in the schools bookstore are lame. If it were less than a dollar it might be okay, but $7.25 for a few sheets of paper stapled together is outrageous. Boo-urns to lame teachers. This morning a really long stretch of the highway was covered with toilet paper. It was like that yesterday too but I didn't get to see it. Rasheed thinks some rival school did it even though Cal State Fullerton really doesn't have any rivals that I know of. I did my homework for Children's Lit. class but I didn't double-space it because the syllabus said to single-space this assignment. Then when I got to class the teacher said everything has to be double-spaced. She better not deduct points because it was her fault. Then Ms. Lady Teacher gave us books and we were supposed to come up with reasons for why they were banned from schools. My book was lame because all the other kids pushed ahead of me and got all the cool books.
Then they did a crappy job with the book they got. Oh well. At least the teacher didn't make me talk. After that class I went to Biology. Mr. Teacher man brought a box of dry ice to class but he didn't let us play with it. I should have taken some while he was looking for an outlet to plug the overhead projector into. Mr. Teacher man's speech reminds me of my old anthropology teacher's from Mt. Sac. Instead of saying "humans", he says "Umuns", instead of "humor" he says "Umer" and instead of "electricity" he says "electrizidy." Mr. Teacher Man doesn't smile at all and he always looks like he's talking to himself even when he's addressing a specific student. After that I went to the lab and then I went to my last class of the day, KNES-371 (Movement and the Child). I don't really feel like writing more logs, but no one is here to entertain me so I guess I will continue to write more boring crap.
The teacher's name is Ann. She said her real name is Margaret, but she's never been called that her entire life. She's relatively old and would almost look like a man if she didn't have hips. Her class doesn't seem like it will be too bad. We get to play games and other things that were supposed to use while teaching elementary school P.E. She mostly talked the whole time today so I fell asleep about three times. Good thing she couldn't see my face from where I was sitting. There are three pregnant ladies in my class and two males. All of my classes except for Biology this semester have five or less males. They should squish the Engineering Building and the Education Building together so they'll be an even distribution of boys and girls. It'd make a strange combination. Most of the Engineering students are fairly nerdy and more than half of the girls in Education are bimbo-ish makeup slathered-faced "blondes." I don't feel like writing anymore for today. Somebody else write for me. I'm gonna go play battleship.

Tuesday February 5th 2002

School sucks; I hate school. Especially since I have to go two days in a row now. At least I didn't have to leave super early this time. Troll Rasheed and I left around 8:00. Then I slept in the van until 10:00. I should have slept in the lab instead, but oh well.
I got a new ID card today. It didn't turn out as funky looking as the last one I had, but it's still not good. Maybe I'll post it later. Danny Sanders was standing in line behind me waiting for something else too. He lives down the street and his mom is a member of the "parent posse." He said he works on the 4th floor of the library in the audio-visual department now. I want a job at school. Blah Blah Blah.....so then I went to class after scanning my ID card. The first class I had was ENGL-433 (Childrens Literature). The teacher made us fill out one of those questionnaires in which you have to walk around and find a student that meets one of the things listed on the sheet. I hate filling out these things. I have to pretend I'm really friendly and smile. I think I appear stupider when I'm pretending to be friendly.
The teacher thinks these sheets will help the class get to know each other better. Lies! Lies!! Lies!!! I dont plan on talking to the rest of the class ever again unless I'm forced to. One of the first things the teacher said was "I hope you guys like working in groups because were going to be doing that a lot this year." Boo-urns!! I hate working in groups, especially when I get stuck with stupid group members. Suckitty suck suck suck.... After going back to the computer lab for about five minutes it was time to go to class again. This time it was Biology. The teacher has a mild-flame-ish New York accent. He did a bunch of lame "magic tricks" and thought he was really cool. The tricks were waay too predictable but most of the class thought they were amazing. First he did a stupid trick involving numbers and dice. Every kindergartener knows the top and bottom of a die always adds up to seven, but I guess he just assumed our class would be dumb. Then he did the trick where everyone is supposed to come up with
"Denmark, Elephant, Gray." (someone yell at me to finish this later)

Monday February 4th 2002

Back to School Again
After an almost two month break its time to go back to school at Fullerton. Troll Rasheed and I left around 6:45 this morning even though his first class isn't until 11:00. I only signed up for one class on Monday and it doesn't start until noon. We got there so early we got to park in parking lot B instead of parking lot G. Blah so guess what I did when I got to school. Take a nap in the van? Nope....Play online? Nope..... I went to the sixth floor of the library and did some reading up on my Xanth. None of you guessed that. Don't lie to me and pretend you did. Yeah so umm then some nerd came and kicked my chair. Then I went walking in circles for a few hours. Walking in circles really isn't that fun because my legs got tired after a while. I gotta stop wearing shoes four and a half sizes too big. I tripped on my sandals at least 10 times today, probably more. I think I set a personal record for the most times I fell out of my shoes in one day. I'll start keeping track of it from now on until I forget, which will probably be tomorrow. I went in the Arboretum today too. All my animal friends came out to play. Actually not all of them are my friends, I think most of them if not all ran away from me when I tried to catch them. I saw the turtle family, the duckies, Mr. Stork-Crane, Mr. Kiwi-Duck and umm that's all I can remember. Then I saw Mr. Evil-Tree. He tried to eat somebody; they were hanging on his branches. Yeah so um blah blah blah, then I had to go to class. This new class is gonna suck. It has a bunch of lame useless homework assignments and virtually no tests. I hate this kind of class. Boo-urns!! The teacher made everyone tell the class our name, what class rank we are, our major and something special about ourselves. Most of the other students said stuff like "I'm a soccer referee, or I'm a basketball coach." The teacher made me go second so I couldn't think of anything lame like that to say so I just told the class I'm an internet junkie. Then they giggled. Making the class giggle is good because then they're more likely to remember who I am that way. (or is that a bad thing to be remembered? I forgot) Then Mr. Teacher-man decided to tell about himself. It probably took him at least an hour to do this. It was a fairly boring story and I fell asleep twice. Then the teacher said it was break time and then we had to come back inside and do group work. Breaks in the middle of classes are not fun because the teacher usually ends up letting us out later. The group work was a worthless assignment like the rest of the work for this class will be by the looks of the syllabus. I had to write down everything the people in my group said and I had to present it to the class. I was hoping I would only have to write stuff down which is why I volunteered for the job. Oh well. Then dsalkfjoiwautlkdajflkdajflkwoirajslfk hamsters and puppies and pennies, oh my! Hamsters and puppies and pennies. Yeah n' stuff... Later I went to the Student union and threw stuff at the nerd on the couchie-chair in front of me. Then blee Blah Bloo and now I am here in the library again.

Thursday January 31st, 2002

The King of Engrend tried to steal this monitor this morning to play dreamcast on. It was just a lame attempt to stop me from going online. Boo-urns. The King of Engrend needs to stop using on all the hard drive space on this computer to keep his games on. He causes too much lag when he transfers them to his computer upstairs. Then he got mad and wanted to pretend he was powerful so he shut off the internet connection on this computer. Double boo-urns to that. After Mama Troll came back from her exciting day of babysitting she made me drive her to a museum. I had to get dressed and everything. We went to the Workman and Temple Family Homestead Museum in Industry. We were the only ones to show up so we went on the tour by ourselves. The tour guide lady's named was Anne. I took her picture afterwards. If you click on it you can go to the museum's website. She would tell us to watch our step every time the ground became slightly elevated and to hold on to the hand rails when we were at stairs. Once I didn't use the hand rail and she said "uhoh you were supposed to hold on to the rail." That was a pretty mean lecture; I guess I learned my lesson that time. She told me I was a very petite woman after I told her how old I was. Then she told me to make sure I get enough calcium or else I'm gonna shrink even more.
Sea Hag Sarah had to walk home from school since mommy was with me at the museum. Then she sent Babu Troll to pick up Abraham after school because she thought we wouldn't be there. While we were waiting in the car for Abe to show up I looked in the mirror and found a new mole on my cheek. I'm gonna start keep tracking of all these new moles. I have too many now. When I'm a rich grownup I'm gonna have all the new ones removed. I don't wanna be a scary mole lady.
About a week ago I asked if anyone saved the webcam pic I was missing. I forgot to give credit to the person who sent it to me. Yay for Bryan. That is all.

Wednesday January 30th 2002

Went preschoolin' today. Oopps I forgot to take the money out of my pants brbWheee I am rich! Now back to preschoolin' news. Nicole wore her pink pajamas today. She brought a Mc Donald's toy with her but forgot to take it home. A new kid named Tommy showed up. I made a flower for Samantha out of paper, and then I totally beat Matt at battleship. Tatiana ate pretzels instead of gluing them on her paper and the kids didn't wait for the whistle to blow before picking out an alphabet letter. That's enough preschool news for now.
Troll Rasheed just went to Fullerton to buy a parking permit for school. He should have bought one earlier. I think he just went today because he's really gonna go somewhere else like he always does. Maybe he'll get another gameboy from Toys R Us. Rasheed always comes back with new video game accessories when he leaves the house. Some company online keeps giving him free gift certificates. I want free Toys R Us toys too but he says its only one per household, I think he's lying to me so he can have all the toys and the other kids will think he's cool. Blah, I've run out of things to talk about so I'll just write yesterday's logs too.

Tuesday January 29th 2002

Today I did ummm stuff. I don't really remember. Oh wait, now I do. For the first half of the morning Mama Troll sat behind me talking to herself and reading everything on my monitor. She was pretending to read the newspaper, but she really wasn't. She had the TV in the livingroom turned up real loud at the same time but she refused to turn it off. Boo-urns to that. Then Sea Hag Sarah came home early and decided to bug me for the second half of the day. Thats even worse than being bugged by Mama Troll. Sarah had really bad breath, and she usually does the rest of the time too. She likes to breath in my face when I type. She stands around and waits for people to talk to me on AIM because no one else will play with her. yeah n stuff so then after that me madeded lasagna. There was not enough cheese but I made it anyway because everyone was yelling at me. It's their own fault if it tastes crappy. Blah Blee Bloo
Later I went to pick up troll Dula from Mt. Sac. I saw two tanukis playing near the trash cans. Yesterday Mama Troll said she saw Tanukis too. Then while driving home an opossum ran in the middle of the road in front if the van. I stopped the car and said "eeEEEeeeeEEEeeeEEEee!!!" because I did not want to hit Mr. 'Possum-possum. Mama Troll told me to keep driving and run over him, that is probably because she wanted to eat him and then steal his tail to add to her collection. Good thing I did not hit him. Most of Mama Trolls collection has been shipped to Albuquerque so she wouldn't have a place to keep his tail anyway.

Tuesday January 22nd 2002

The buzzer in the kitchen just went off I and don't know what it was for. Mama Troll told me to do something but I wasn't paying attention when she said it. I guess I'll just leave everything the way it is until she gets back from picking up Troll Abe from school. I forgot to save yesterday's picture off my webcam. If anybody actually decided to save it for some strange reason, send it to me so I can add it to my collection. Yesterday Rasheed Sarah and I went grocery shopping. I was supposed to write about our trip yesterday, but I was lazy so I didn't. It was much more exciting that what I did today. Oh well, too bad. I'm so lazy someone else is gonna write my logs for me here, read them:

Dude, today I was like going to the beach with sea hag sarah and this homeless guy asked sarah for some change. she was all "sorry bro i aint got nothin" and i was all "eeeeH!" and she was all "oooh" and i was all "ok lets go get some candy" so we went to the 97 cent store and i got a cool licorice sombrero. yay! then we played PITF with a little kid in the parking lot.
HAQnSPITT: what's PITF?
punch in the face

Wednesday January 16th 2002

Mommy made me go to the DMV this morning. It was not very fun. I had to get dressed and everything. We got there about an hour before it opened so we had to stand in line outside and wait for someone to open up the doors. I knew I should have brought a jacket. My hair went frizzy frizzy poof! Blleeblah.. The man standing in line ahead of mommy looked like he was homeless. He had a big floofy Santa Claus beard except it was kinda yellowish brown and it looked like there was stuff in it. He came on a bike. I think I saw about three little kids standing in line with their parents. The first one had a batman tee-shirt on. The second one was inside his daddy's coat, and the third one had a pudding cup. The kid with the pudding cup had to go back to the car five minutes later because it was too cold. Lalalalala I also saw a box of donuts and a fat man. You can see his picture below. If you click on it you can take a practice driving test. Yay! I think those were the most exciting things, because I don't remember anything else. Blah, it smelt like smoke too. People always smoke while standing in line at the DMV. Boo-urns
When I got home mommy gave me a third of a Three Musketeers bar; I started choking on it after I took a bite out of it. Nobody paid attention to Troll 'jera choking. Boo-urns on them. After that Mama Troll took Troll Dula shopping to buy things to wrap his hands in for kickboxing class. Dula is such a wuss he cut up his knuckles on the second day of class. Let's all laugh at him. Hahahhaha!!
That is all.

Tuesday January 15th 2002

Bastard Bastard Bastard!!!!!! The Popsicle police have failed again. Troll Abe just walked out of the kitchen with another homemade Popsicle in his hands when he knows its against the rules to make popsicles in this house. The Popsicle police better get back to doing their job and confiscate it next time he does this. I think its the third day in a row this has happened. Does he have any idea it is to attempt to make popsicles in the freezer? It could have spilled and then there would have been a frozen kool-aid mess all over the floor of the freezer. Ahhh!1!!11 mommys making me go to sleepy bye b

Monday January 14th 2002

Yay!! Babu Troll left this morning around 3 to catch a plane to Rhode Island. This is almost as good as when the grownups go to Las Vegas and leave the rest of us kids home, expect Mama Troll is still home this time. Boo-urns! She was supposed to take me places today, but now she is washing her hair so I don't get to go anywhere. I'm gonna spend the rest of the day playing in my pajamas because that's all I ever do.
bLah blah blahdon't eat seafood flavored cup of noodles. It is yucky. I just ate one about half an hour ago and new I feel sick. Next time I'm at the grocery store picking out cup of noodles and a say "hmmm I don't remember what this flavor tastes like. I think I'll try it.." Then it is everyone else's job to stop me and say "NO! you can't buy that! You hate that flavor" and then I won't be sick anymore. Yeah so ummm I need a new hair rubberband. The one I always wear on my wrist is broken. Somebody go fetch me a new one because I'm too lazy to leave the house and I wouldnt buy one for myself anyway.
Everybody look at the lovely picture of Sarah and Kevin. Thanks to mattymetro they are now friendz forever. I think Sarah has a crush on Kevin, that's why she's always being mean to him. She's always mean to the guys she likes. I think she has a crush on Yoni and Unmindful too. Shes always stealing names off my buddylist so shell have people to talk to, too bad everyone either ignores her or blocks her.so sad. Oh well Moo!

Friday January 4th 2002

The grownups came back from Las Vegas today. Mama Troll said she was sick again. She always gets sick every time they go to Vegas. I think it's because she eats too much crap in the buffets. My toenails need cut. I was gonna tell somebody else to cut them for me, but I forgot. Me is borededed....something's wrong with the network so I'm not online right now. Dula better hurry up and fix it. Today I tried crocheting a potholder; I never finished it. I dont think I will either. Besides, potholders suck. Somebody give me a better idea for something to make. Sarah the slutty sea hag is bothering me right now. She wants me to write about how her and her little friend Chelsea got in a water fight yesterday and how she went to Jack in the Box. Well too bad for her. I told her shes not allowed to read my logs before I put them online so I'll write a different story about Sarah.
This summer slutty Sarah and I went to Raging Waters. It's a water amusement park in southern California for those of you who did not know...anyyywayzzz Theres a really big slide with an almost vertical drop called drop out. Sarah made me go on the ride first. I slid down the slide and surprisingly everything was just fine. Usually really big water slides tend to give people wedgies, but this time it did not. In fact, this water slide is soo notorious for giving people wedgies, that there's usually a small group of perverts with camera's waiting at the bottom on the viewing bleachers waiting to take pictures of women with half their asses showing. I waited off to the side at the bottom for Sarah to come down after me. Then some kid who looked about 14 years old (the same age as Sarah) decided to come annoy me and talk about how scary the ride was blah blah blah blah blah..... Two women came down first and then it was finally Sarah's turn to go down. Half way down the slide Sarah's green spaghetti strapped bikini top flew up and her "boobie" popped out. Sarah screamed really loud so of course the crowd on the bleachers all looked up to see what was happening. I could hear some of them gasping. The 14 year old boy who was talking to me decided to let out a big "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw ThaT!!!!!" All I did was say "ermm..." and walk away. So boys and girls, the lesson of the story is "if you have small breasts, and do not want the whole world to see how flat you are, do not wear a bikini on drop out, otherwise your top will fly up." That is all. The End

Thursday December 27th 2001

Hooray!! Last night was not hooray! But now it is hooray time! I don't have anything to write about right now so I'll just write a bunch of crap. Nahh nevermind I don't feel like writing anything. Flkjadsjgf4oiq0rkds;vkfmglkfdajfpoasirpoidlgm.al,f;dslrpoqu4w5rvckgbjm24985udsjld,v opadjpgfoae02395fkgreoap dalkfjlaj l
The EnD!

Wednesday December 19th 2001

Rasheed stole my computer this morning. I couldn't go online until 4:30. He wanted to use this monitor to play dreamcast with because he is a retarded poop head. I ended up going to the store with mommy because I didn't have anything better to do. She wanted to buy a Christmas present for grandpa. First we went to Ross so she could pick him out some socks. This was pretty boring so I walked around the store looking for clothes to try on. I used to hate going clothes shopping and trying on stuff, but now I think its fun. I always make mommy come see all the pretty clothes I try on. I like playing fashion show in the store. Mama Troll is a weirdo, first she said I looked anorexic when I first tried on the outfit and then she told me I looked cute. Blah, any wayz ...mommy bought me a new pair of black pants. She wouldn't buy me the rest of the clothes I picked out though. These pants are a size 0 short which means mommy won't make me cut the ends of the legs off. I hate cutting the ends off of pants because then they look funky. I'd rather just roll them up. Yeah so um blah blah blah. Tonight I went to the first graders holiday program at Glenmeade. It was way super crowded. Mommy couldn't see so she decided to stand in the back. Half the parents who were in chairs stood up half the time so they could see their kids. Then Mama Troll and I went to the library to return Babu Troll's movies. I took pictures of stuff in the library. Then we went to the grocery store and bought stuff with a travelers check. I've never seen a travelers check before, but people on TV talk about them all the time. Then I did some stuff but I can't remember. I went to sleep around 3:00ish, Babu Troll just woke up to go to work. The End--

Tuesday December 18th 2001

Some bastard ate all the cup-o-noodles yesterday. Now I have nothing left to eat. I suppose I could eat other things, but I don't want to. Actually I'll eat this salad in the refrigerator. Munchy Munchy munch. I emailed my teachers at school because I need a note with my grades written on them before I can register for school again. Oh lookie, Troll Dula the cup-o-noodles stealer just woke up. He just got some cereal and milk from the fridge. Now he's going to go play on his computer. And here comes Troll Rasheed, what is he doing? Hmmm he just put something in the microwave and now he is eating some tortilla chips. Blah Blah Blah What else shall I talk about hmmm Right now I am talking to Diman- and Ravanos from the BBS. Diman- made a neato Westside necklacke-thingie at school today. Scroll down to see how cool he looks with it. Oh crap! Today's the 18th... my library books are due again. Let's see how high my fines are now.

Fine $0.60 Mad. 11/19/2001
Fine $0.45 Concise English-Chinese, Chinese-English dictionary / 06/16/2001
Fine $0.45 Mad. 06/16/2001
Fine $0.45 The quiet place / 06/16/2001
Fine $0.45 The Simpsons forever! : a complete guide to our favorite family--continued / 12/01/2001
Fine $0.15 Japanese in plain English / 11/14/2001
Fine $0.15 The Simpsons forever! : a complete guide to our favorite family--continued / 11/14/2001

Current Balance $2.70
Hmmm it could be worse. I have them a lot higher before. It looks like I haven't paid any fines since this summer. Every time the librarian asks if I want to pay my fines I tell them I'll pay it next time. Wowie Zowie! Look at this:
No. of CKOs 1361
I've checked out things from the Ontario City Library 1361 times on my own card. Half the time I end up using someone else's. Yeah blah, I'm gonna go do something else now cuz I'm bored.

Thursday December 13th 2001

Horray!! Today is the last day of the semester!! No more school for me. I took three finals today and they were all really easy. While I was walking out from the parking lot to the library to play on the internet this morning I found three lucky pennies in the street. Of course I stopped to pick them up. I always pick up pennies from the middle of the road, even if there are cars coming. Then later today I took a picture of the super cool Pong machine I've been telling everyone about. It was the 2nd one in the whole wide world to be made. The first one is in the Smithsonian. Yeah so anyways I'll shut up about pong now. Hmmmm.... .......what else happened....
Oh yeah, we turned in our group project movie for Japanese class today. It kicked the other groups' movies ass!! Hahahahaha!!! The groups that performed their skit in front of the class suckededed, except for one...blah.. You know its really not nice of me to publicly bash them on the internet, but oh well. Skiddydi dapp. Then I did some stuff and blah blah blah I can't remember. The evil mommy lady made me go to sleep early for the 50 billionth time again. She was poking me with a cup and spilt cranberry juice on the floor while doing it.

Thursday December 6th 2001

Today was happy potluck day in teacher ed. Class. Instead of having a final Mrs. Mayfield told everyone to bring in a non-beverage and a goodie. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I brought in peanut butter brownies and snack mix. Then the class ate stuff, the end. Blah Blah Blah Some guy came up to me today after guitar class and told me he was a monk and then asked for donations. He didn't really look like a monk to me and even if he did I wouldn't have given him any money anyway. Do I even have money with me right now? I'll go check.....okay, so I guess I do have money so I must have lied to Mr. Monk man when I said I didn't have any. Oh well.
After dropping off my junk in the van and hanging around there for a while, I decided to take a walk through the arboretum and take pictures with my super spy cam. The last time I tried taking pictures on campus the batteries died. I went hunting for the kiwi-duck but I couldn't find him. Mr. Kiwi-duck is my friend even though he always runs away from me. I had to chase some regular duckies away instead. Then I went to see the scary evil tree. It almost tried it eat me, but I ran away before Mr. Evil Tree could do anything. If the batteries don't die tonight, I'll show you all just how scary and mean Mr. Evil Tree really is.
Hey did I tell everybody I still have a bruise on the back of my leg from my guitar case hitting me as I walk. Yeah so umm that's pretty much all for now. After I leave the lab Im gonna go meet my group in Japanese class to write the script for our movie. That's all.
...'jera troll did more exciting things...
My group and I wrote our lame script for Japanese. It really sucks,but oh well. If anyone wants to read it, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. I don
t know why anyone would want to read it though, because it sucks. Yeah so umm anyways after we got kicked out of the classroom we had to move to the new side of the library on the 4th floor. There was a sign over one of the shelves that said AV collections. One of my group members started laughing because in Japan AV = adult video so if an exchange student came from Japan and saw the sign they might think "oh my gosh, these American colleges are so liberal, they have an AV section in their library!"
I don't know why I showed up to me math class today. I knew we weren't gonna do anything. The class was pretty full anyway so everyone else must of have the teacher was going to do something important. The lady who sits next to me brought her baby to class with her. The baby was cute and it blew bubbles at me.
Troll Jera went to see a movie in the campus theater today. I've never been there before. Today they were showing "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." Only five people including me showed up. The signs around campus said they would be giving away free posters to anyone who showed up. The girl in charge said the posters didn't come in so we couldnt have any. Oh well. The End

Tuesday November 20th 2001

Cal State Fullerton gets the whole week off from school for Thanksgiving so Rasheed and I went with Troll Dula to Mt. Sac today. We came to visit Noriega Sensei, our favorite Japanese teacher. Troll Dula has Noriega Sensei's class first so we stood there and made fun of him to embarrass him in front of his friends. Noriega Sensei said we could stay for the whole class but we left anyway. When we went outside we ran into Shera and then we ran into my friend Desiree. That was lots of fun. I never talk to people at Fullerton. After that we went to the grocery store and bought cupcakes. They were a day old so they only cost a dollar. Yum yum.
At 9:00 Rasheed and I went to the library to visit with Inoue Sensei. She is one of the Japanese tutors with Mt. Sac. We decided to stay there the whole time, but I had to move the car twice because we were parked in the 30 minute zone. Blah Blah blah
The King of Engrend and I went to Fry's and I bought myself the super neato cam I wanted. It cost only $50! Yay!! Heres a picture I took with it:

And here's another:

Wednesday October 31st 2001
Halloween

Yay! Its Halloween, my favorite holiday! Hmm doesn't really seem like Halloween though Blah whatever... This morning Mama Troll and I went play at the preschool. Mama Troll had a super schpooky Halloween caraft planned, it was pudding fingerpainting with paper full moons. You know there was a full moon tonight? I forgot to look at it. Supposedly it was the first full moon on Halloween in 46 years or something like that. Anyways, back to the preschool Only two kids showed up today: Nicole and Andrew. Andrew wasn't even supposed to be in our room since he' only two and a half, but he got to stay anyway. Besides, it would be pretty lame to have two teachers and only one student, as if it wasn't lame enough already. Nicole was dressed up as snow white and Andrew didn't have a coustume. It ws a pretty easy day; we didn't have to sing songs or tell stories. I mostly played with playdough and fixed broken toys, while Mama Troll did an inventory check and cleaned stuff. Yeah so that was fun, I guess. Later back at the house I had to help Mama Troll make Sea Hag Sarah's Halloween costume. She was Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks. It seems like a waste to buy material and make a costume for just one night, but oh well. Blah blah blah
I went trick-or treating tonight with Sarah and her friends. I didn't think Mama Troll was going to let me go since she hasn't let me go in the past since I've graduated from highschool, but I think she wanted me to keep Sarah out of trouble. I didn't really care what her motives were, as long as I got candy that was fine with me. The following people showed up for some trick-or-treating fun: Chelsea (AKA hamster murderer), Juan, and Danielle. You can see their pictures at the bottom of this post. Sarah's little friend Matt was also supposed to come along, but he didnt because Sarah forgot where he lived. Hahahhaha!!! We drove around for 45 minutes looking for his house and we ended up making a full circle. We drove all the way to Ontario before turning around and heading back to Chino Hills.
After a bit of yelling it was finally decided that we would go trick-or-treating in the Townsend/Glenmeade area of Chino Hills. The higher the neighborhood is on the Hill, the more money they have. This zone is somewhere on the middle of the hill. Trick-orTreating was a lot more fun than I expected it to be. I though Sarah would be yelling at me the whole time for hanging out with her friends, but surprisingly she did not. She didn't even try to ditch me. How strange is that? Blah,so anyways, I forgot to tell everyone what I was for Halloween. I was a blanket ghost. Pretty scary huh? Everyone else must have though so too because I got the most candy. The only down side to my kick-ass costume was I couldn't see a damn thing. I kept running into mailboxes and bushes and tripping over stairs. Oh well, it was all worth it for the candy. I think this is the first year I received king size candy bars as well. It may be because we were trick-or-treating in a neighborhood higher up the hill than our own, or maybe it was because no one else was showing up to the door so they were happy to give the candy away. I think parents were afraid to send their kids out this year because of the anthrax scares. Haha! Sucks for them, that just means more candy for me. Blah Blah blah
Yeah so ummm why was I going trick-or-treating again?? Oh yeah!! It was because Mama Troll wanted me to keep Sarah and her friends out of trouble. Hohum.Sarah egged Mark Riolas house (Oopps!! Did I just post that on the internet for everyone to read?) I guess that's the most trouble causing they did for the night. I even prodded them to do more, but they wouldn't. There was a religious fanatic who tried to give us a lecture when the kids rang his doorbell and I suggested they egg his house. Well Sarah and the goodie goodie squad didn't want to do it, although it may have just been because they were saving the eggs and such for Mark's house. Halfway through their little trick-or-treating trip they picked up Raymond Blyskal from his house. He's one of Sarah's little friends who decided to go to Ayala rather than the new highschool with the rest of Sarah's cronies. His mommy is also part of the Parent Posse (a pretend club consisting of my mother and her goodie goodie mommy friends). Yeah so um anyway Raymond pretended he was everyone's babysitter the whole time and wouldn't even accept candy from anyone. BleeBluuBleeBlaahBlow.
Even though Sarah had a giant bag full of candy, she was still hungry, so I took her and her friends to Jack-in the-Box. While eating inside Mama Troll walked though the door. She said she was just driving down the street and she saw us through the window. Blah Blah blahthen I went home and ate some candy. The End

Saturday October 27th 2001
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!!! I went crusin' with Jen today. It was sooo cool, or at least I think it was. I'm not exactly sure what cool is anymore. I should really go outside more often. This is what Jen and I did today: (I'll try to use a bunch o' run on sentences since everybody loves them) Jen picks me up from my house around noon I notice that she has a new truck and there is a kung fu hamster toy inside the truck I think kung fu hamster is really cool because he kinda looks like Splinter from the Ninja Turtles even though Splinter is a rat and this was a hamster and kung fu is Chinese and Splinter was a pretend ninja rat from Japan, but anyways yeah. So um then Jen and I went crusin' to The Block which is this really big outdoor mall thing in Orange. It's looks very trendy and such. First we went looking for an ATM machine so Jen could get some mon-nay. We found a map and stared at it for a while to find out where the ATM machines were, apperantly they were on the other side of the map. HAhaHa, Jen and I are stoopid heads, or at least I am. So then Jen got mon-nay so we went shopping. We went inside the glow in the dark store because I wanted a sea money watch. Too bad they didn't have any sea money watches; they're really cool. The sea monkey live inside of your watch and you get to feed them n' stuff, I just don't know how you're supposed to take them out when they die. I bought two glow in the dark bracelets. They were only a dollar each; I thought they were more. Oh well, more money for me yay!! Jen bought a pair of light blue courdoroys from old navy and a pair of shoes from this surf store place.
Blah Blah Blah Dec. 12th recall... ummm we went to BJ's for pizza; I've never been there before.

Friday October 26th 2001

It's 10:00 pm and nobody is online to play with me. ;( Everybody must have gone out to do something. I never go out and do something. Today was the laziest day ever. I didn't even bother to get dressed. I spent almost the whole day playing on the internet and I didn't do anything productive while I was on either. Actually, I'm posting today's logs, so that is somewhat productive, I guess. I think I'll go back to updating my logs everyday since someone other than my sister told me to (see guestbook). I wrote more of Dula's script today. Dula and Shooter are making a flash Halloween movie together. I doubt they'll finish it, but oh well.
Tomorrow Jen and I are going to go crusin' and hang out at the mall. This is good because I haven't hung out with my friends in a really really really long time. I spend too much time on the internet.
I watched Sabrina on TGIF. Actually it really wasn't TGIF. TGIF doesn't exist anymore. They should make a new TGIF, or even better, bring back the old one. I wanna watch Full House and Perfect Strangers again. I know I used to say I hated Full House, but I think I kinda like it now. I probably liked it back in the dayz too, but now I'll admit to it.
Look at me. I'm sitting here in the dark. Doesn't this look like fun?

Tuesday October 16th 2001

I hate school!! It's so boring here. I need something better to do. Everyone start sending me your homework and I'll do it for you. I've nothing else do to. Guess what I did today? That's right! I slept all day in the car and played on the internet. I got to play extra long on the internet today because I didn't have to go to Japanese class. Shibata Sensei was giving the midterm to the other half of the class.
Today while I was half sleeping in the car I decided to go people watching through the back window. The back window is really good to go people watching with since it is tinted and they can't see me watching them. You know what's really funny? I saw at least 30 guys drive up and park their cars and guess what they did after they got out of the car? Every single one of them took off the shirt they were wearing and put on another one. I guess they all thought that the shirt they were driving in smelt bad or something. They all must like showing off their bodies too because they made sure they were out of the car and out in the open before they starting stripping. Yeah so umm that's my observation for today, unless I find a better one later. Yeah uhh Bye.

Monday October 8th 2001

Today was Mrs. Hanlon's birthday. She bought donuts for the whole class and I got one too. I don't like donuts, especially cake donuts, but I ate it anyway. The donut had chocolate frosting and chocolate chips on it. At lunch time her husband brought her food from In-And-Out. Mrs. Hanlon gave me French fries to eat. These fries tasted like they were cooked in rancid oil, but once again I ate them anyway. Blah Blah, lets talk about Mrs. Hanlon now. Mrs. Hanlon is cool because she lets me play in her classroom all day long and pretend to be teacher. I even got to take all the kids to the library by myself this time. Oh yeah, and she lets me grade papers, which probably sounds boring, but I think its pretty darn fun. Mom found a cocoon and made me give it to Mrs. Hanlon after school. The other day she made me bring a Katydid to class. Mommy must like bugs.
The rest of the day I think I did nothing. I played on newgrounds half the night, but that is not special since I do that every night. That is all.

Tuesday October 2nd, 2001

All the bananas in the house have gone mushy. I hate mushy bananas. Actually I don't really like bananas, but I eat them anyway. One of my old aerobics instructors said if one were to go into cardiac arrest, the medical shocking machine would not be able to revive one unless one has a significant amount of potassium in one's system. Yeah so umm yeah. Bleh, so anyways, the King of Engrend seemed to be mad about something so he was whining at Troll Dula and I during the entire drive at school. He always says stuff like "no doing your homework in the car!" And "hey idiots you better stop or else I'm moving the car until 10:00 at night!" and "I'm dropping Dula off a mile away from school." I think he throws fits like that when he thinks he's going to get in trouble or be late for class. When he is late, it is his goal to make everyone else late as well. Bleh
We arrived at school at approximately 8:20. The King of Engrend's first class is at 8:30 and supposedly his teacher does not tolerate tardiness. Oh well, my first class doesn't start until 11:30 so I slept in the van for an hour before heading off to the lab to play around online. All the computers in the Internet oasis were filled so I had to use the lab in the basement. In the lab-blah blah blah blah blAh blah blaH lalala stuff stuff stuff-next.
Mr. Guitar teacher says there will be no class on Thursday. Somebody remind me on Thursday morning that I don't have to go to that class. Oh yeah, and remind me to not bring my guitar to school either. I'm supposed to go to Disneyland on Thursday with Babu Troll's company, but according to the King of Engrend, this may not work out. I wanna go to Disneyland!!! If I don't get to go it's all Troll Rasheed's fault. (Note to all you other folk*remember-the King of Engrend and Rasheed be the same person). So what else happened today????? Hmmm??? The apple I brought today was bruised so it tasted somewhat rotten. Yeech. I ate part of it and then I threw the rest on the ground. Then I tried to take another nap in the van, but the car that just pulled in next to ours was playing some really loud trance music so I couldn't go to sleep.
Japanese class-boring boring boring easy p00p blah blah blah
After class I decided to hang out online again instead of going back to the can. While I was online- blah blah blah lalala didilililila
And then I went to class. Razvan's class was entertaining today as it usually is. He spent the first part of class talking about Knott's Scary Farm and then continued on to other topics such as " Hey, so like what are some cool shows to see in Las Vegas?", "I really am 33!", "Okay come on, do you really expect me to remember how many girlfriends I've had!" "That word is pronounced La Femme, come on my ex ex girl friend was from France I should know!" , "Hey like why do people like almost everywhere around the world call their girlfriends girlfriends instead of calling them lovers?" , "My wife is waay more immature than me." , "Hey, in my other math class there's this old lady and she's like 50 and she brought her husband to class and he's like 90 and he like didn't have any teeth and he was trying to have the hour long conversation with me, but I could understand a damn thing he was saying, but afterwards I found out that he was only trying to ask me why I had white chalk instead of yellow, oh and he used to teach math at a prison, hey that probably how he lost all his teeth", "I think a five year age difference is the perfect age difference." , "Oh my gosh have you guys ever seen that movie meet the parents? And you know that part when..." .....................yeah so he went on like that for a while and then he taught class for about 5 minutes and then he told us we could leave ...which brings me to now. I'm in the Internet Oasis tying this. Newgrounds is not working and I can't install AIM on this computer. I think I'll hang out here for a while and then go back to the van and take a nap around 9:00 until Rasheed shows up. That's all for now.

Monday October 1st 2001

Went to Glenmeade to play with first graders again today. Over the weekend Babu Troll said that the Pledge of Allegiance was changed to omit the "g" word. Every Monday morning at Glenmeade the entire school salutes the flag together. They even did that when went to school there. There weren't any changes in the in way the flag salute was said today. Bleh, now that I'm a "teacher" n' all, I figure Im not supposed to recite parodies of the pledge as opposed to the real thing. Back in the dayz of my schoolin' this was the most popular parody:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a fag
Pepsi Cola burnt him up
Now all he drinks is 7-up."

I think I learned that one from my cousin Mattie. Went inside the classroom and stapled some papers n' junk. Nicky's mom showed up to help in the classroom. She asked if I had a child in the class too. I thought that was kinda funny, especially since everyone tells me I look like I'm 12. Maybe she was fooled by my "professional attire" and title. When I'm at Glenmeade my name becomes Miss Qavi as opposed to Hajera. It feels bit strange to be addressed like that, but I think I like it. Newayz I explained to her that I'm a student at Cal State Fullerton and all that crap and blah blah blah must gain experience in the classroom for credential program thing and blah blah blah, you know how it goes. Yeah so umm exciting stuff- I got to paint a giant desert sunset for the back wall of the classroom today. Mrs. Hanlon asked if I could paint well and my response was "ummmmm...." The painting did actually turn out quite well, or I at least I think it did. The kids liked it and all the people who cut through the classroom stopped and commented on how great it looked.
More exciting stuff- I got to play with the laminating machine today. How cool is that huh? That's just about the coolest thing I know, so ha ha on you!

Wednesday September 26th 2001

Today I opened a fortune cookie and there was no fortune inside. I was rather dissapointed. A few years ago I started collecting fortune cookie fortunes. I don't have very many though. I think I have two and they're both in my wallet. Usually I'll put the fortunes in my pants pocket and then I forget to take them out so they fall apart in the washing machine.
Other News: Mama Troll and I went preschool werkin' today. I think about 15 kids showed up. Two babies got in a fight over a Blue's Clues magna doodle and little Abraham soiled his diaper again. Kids three and younger are supposed to be in the baby room, but the parents send them in with us anyway. Troll Abe got out of school early today so Mama Troll and I had leave the car parked at St. Paul's to pick him up when he came out of Ayala. By the time we got home Babu Troll was already there. I forgot that he said he was going to a convention for his company in Ontario today. The power in the kitchen was still out so Babu Troll sent The King of Engrend and I to the library to fetch him some books on wiring. Since the power in the kitchen was gone, I could not go online like I normally do so I took a nap in the living room. I seem to take naps quite often when it is hot. I think the heat makes me drowsy. I have a homework assignment due tomorrow in my Intro to Teaching class. I think this is the first homework assignment I've had all year. I decided to start doing it at around 10:00 pm.

Tuesday September 25th, 2001

Another boring day at school. Remember back in high school when your teachers told you that things would be different once you got to college? They said stuff like "there is going to be so many students that the teacher won't even learn your name" and "you'll have to study very hard in college" and more crap like that. Damn! Why did those bitches have to lie and get my hopes up. College is soo damn easy its phreakin' boring. All I ever do here is sleep and play on the internet. The classes are waaaay easier than they were in high school and all my teachers know my name (even some professors who's class I was never in know my name). Blah, I really shouldn't be complaining though. It is better to be doing nothing than to be overloaded with something. Yeah so umm anywayz what is new today...... ......ummmmm.........I had to rip off two of my fingernails because they were messing up my accuracy in guitar class again. And ummm......I think that's all for today. Nothing else of significance happened. I think I'll start telling you folk what I wore each day just so I'll have something to write. Today I wore a blue plaid spaghetti strapped tank top and dark blue denim short shorts.

Monday September 24th, 2001

Went to Glenmeade today. They ran out of regular badges so I had to wear a dorky pin instead. I don't like this dorky pin. I also ran out of professional attire so I came dressed in jeans and a sweater-tank top instead. Ali got sent back to kindergarten on Friday according to Mrs. Hanlon, so now the class has 20 students. Hmm mommy found a katydid over the weekend and put it in a plastic cup so I brought it to school today. The kids were huddled around it and poking at it as soon as I set it down on the table. I got to grade papers and play with beans today (I did some other stuff too but it's not as interesting). I remember these beans kindergarten. They're painted red on one side and they're white on the other. Yeah so umm we played with those n' stuff. When I left Mrs. Hanlon gave me candy. It was a starburst. Then Mommy was outside and she saw Gail Hamamoto AKA Neil and Sarah's mom. Then they started gossiping about the neighbors. I think Mama Troll started it because she just loves gossiping with the neighborhood folk, or at least she used to. She doesn't do it as much anymore now that we be big kids and don't play outside much. Plus we aren't in elementary school, which was when Mama Troll was the reigning gossip lady. After school we set the katydid free outside of Glenmeade. It was really hot outside. It must really suck to play outside during recess; I think it was over 100 degrees today. Oh well, the kids don't seem to notice that much. I don't remember it being this hot ever in elementary school either so maybe the low tolerance for heat is just an old person thing.
Later back at the house maybe around 6:30ish the power in the kitchen shut off. (note* I'm writing this the next day and the power still hasn't come back on yet) There were quite a few things running at the same time though. Let me see, there was the clock, the microwave, the fan, the computer, the monitor, the jet stream over, and what else, ahh Hell I can't remember right now, but there was a lot of crap plugged in. dooodiiidoolalala
Troll Dula had to make some funky collage thing for his speech class. It was a bunch of BS mostly. I hate it when teachers make you do crap like that. Lies lies lies blah blah blah. Troll Dula says he has Kana quiz 2 in Noriega Sensei's class tomorrow so I had to stay up and try to re-teach him hiragana. I don't know what's wrong with Troll Dula. Dammit Japanese is like the easiest language in the whole world and Noriega Sensei's class is the easiest class at Mt. Sac (not to mention the fun-est)! It shouldn't take anyone more than an hour to learn hiragana, but here is Troll Dula more than 4 weeks into the semester, and he still hasn't learned it yet. Me no know what wrong wit dat boy.

Tuesday September 18th 2001

Boring boring boring. Nothing cool happened today. We finally took the first test in guitar class. We were supposed to take it last week, but the teacher delayed it. I got an A like I always do, nothing new. Troll Dula needed to write an essay for one of his classes so he borrowed on of my old ones as a "study aid." Troll Dula doesn't seem to be very good at this game though. Doesn't he know he's not supposed to copy the essay exactly word for word especially since I had the same professor two years ago? I got an A on that essay two years ago, I wonder what the teacher is going to give Troll Dula. Dula says he gives out very few A's. Blah.
We took a math test today at school. It was the easiest math test I've ever taken. Razvan's class is the best. Other than taking tests I do absolutely nothing in that class; I don't even have to show up to class. Razvan is fun to watch though because he acts like he's drunk so I usually just sit there and play games on my calculator. Blah Blah
After class I walked to the escalator like I usually do, buy this time it was surprisingly empty. Since I had the whole escalator to myself I decided to conduct an experiment. Do any of you folk remember reading signs on the sides of escalators that say: "Must wear footwear while on escalator." Well I didn't. Hahahahaha!!! When I was little I used to be afraid my foot would get caught in the bottom and my skin would be ripped of like it would be with a giant cheese grater. Well ha ha stupid escalator! I took of my flip-flops and rode down barefoot and it didn't hurt my foot at all. In fact, I tried it two more times since I was going down from the fourth floor. Haha Mr. Escalator. Not so tough anymore eh??

September 12th 2001
The Day After...

I went to Glenmeade today. The King of Engrend thought all the little kiddies were going to be traumatized from the stuff of television, but they weren't. Apperantly they all have cable and spent the day watching Nickeloden. I heard only one reference to yesterday's events the entire day at school it went as follows:

Kid J: hey "Kid S" did you see the show on tv yesterday when the airplane crashed into the building?? it was coooool.

Kid S: no, i was watching nickeloden

Tuesday September 11th 2001

I wrote today's logs on paper, it's quite long. I'm not going to put them up now. Maybe later. Maybe

Thursday September 6th 2001

My Birthday

Hahaha it's my birthday not yours. Do you know how old I am? That's right, Hatachi!!!! I still had to go to school today. Afterward I had to go pick up Troll Dula from the language lab again. Safie said I could go talk to him, but I wasn't allowed to take him away. Well too bad I did anyway. He has to go to my party after all. Lets see for my birthday I got: 100 dollars cash from Babu Troll, Smell glitter perfume stuff from the Kuzior Kousins and ummm I think that's all. I don't remember. Here's a pic from my party:

Tuesday September 4th 2001

Today was the first day of school for the little kids. Sea Hag Sarah is going to Chino Hills High and Troll Abe is still going to Ayala High. SHS had to walk to school because Babu Troll jacked Mama Troll's car this morning. He said the Geo has a flat tire. Actually, I don't really know if Sarah really had to walk the whole way since I'm still at school right now typing this. Hold on, Let me go on AIM and see what's happenening back at the house****"
HAQnSPITT: yo sissy
surely tempo: I have homeowrk on the first day of school
surely tempo: real homework
surely tempo: and...they never fixed my schedule so i had to go in there again and get it changed
surely tempo: but i did that after school
surely tempo: which made me mad
surely tempo: cause the german teacher was giving her students candy
surely tempo: arrr
surely tempo: i like candy
surely tempo: cause she said that in germany or whereever on the first day of school they give candy
surely tempo: but since they messed p my schedule i was in ips
surely tempo: and got no candy
surely tempo: do u think tomorrow i will get candy?
HAQnSPITT: probably not
surely tempo:waaaaa
surely tempo:i want candy
surely tempo: will u give me candy?
surely tempo: it was chocolate candy too
HAQnSPITT: me have no candy
surely tempo: :'(
surely tempo: little sissy sad
surely tempo: and all i get to do for german class
Surely tempo: is memorize the alphabet
surely tempo: cause i copied it down..........."

blah blah blah yeah umm so that's what's happening back at the house, now i'll tell you all what i did this morning

Rasheed parked in parking lot B instead of parking lot G. Eventhough G is farther I still like it better cuz we always get to park the car in the shade. I got my ID card this morning and boy does it look yucky. Then I wandered around the library looking for an open computer, but they were all filled. I was walking by the old pong machine and saw Rasheed he didn't want to have his picture taken next to it so we walked back to the van. It's so phreaking damn hot in there. Now I can't sleep in there until after the sun goes down. I'll have to find another place to hang out temporarily.

Friday August 31st 2001

Went looking for a Student Teaching job today. I didn't actually looked very hard. All I did was pick up the phone and call Glenmeade Elementary. That's the elementary school I used to go to. The secretary Lynn anwered the phone. She still remembered who I was. I'm going to be put in a 1st grade classroom with a teacher named Mrs. Hanlon. I don't know her so she must be relatively new. Afterwards Mama Troll and I went to pay for classes at Fullerton. The credit card Mama Troll told us to use for school crap was denied. I think Babu Troll cancelled it on us again. He's done it before. Mama Troll had to pay by check. I got an early birthday present today from Babu Troll. I got Goonies on DVD. I knew what it was even before I opened the package. Babu saw me staring at the box in Costco the other day. He said I couldn't have it because it cost too much, but I guess he bought it for me anyway. I love the Goonies, and the DVD version is even better cuz I got to watch some of the cut scenes and Cyndi Lauper's "Goonies R Good E nuff" music video. Yeeee-phreakin'-hawww!!!

Friday August 10th 2001

This morning Sea Hag Sarah and I left with Uncle Mike & Michelle to go to Melrose. I think we left around 8:00 am. I went for a short jiggitty jog around the house. I think I only ran about a mile cuz we had to leave really soon. Mike had to drop off some papers at his bosses work before leaving town. Then we stopped at a grocery store on the way to Melrose. All the kids (Michelle, Sarah, and I) were going to stay in the truck, but two minutes later I decided I wanted a camera so I sent SH Sarah in with $20 to get it. I told her to buy the crappiest cheapest camera she could find, but she didnt. Sissy seems to have a problem following directions. Instead of buying a camera for $5.99 she bought one for $10 just because SHE wanted picture of the dance so she bought one with a flash. Damn lil ho is wasting all my money. When Mike came out he had 4 bottles of cherry mountain dew with him. Michelle had said previously that this was an excellent drink. All the way to Melrose Mike kept blabbling about historical sites in New Mexico as we past them. He claims to be a history buff, but Im not sure hjow true that is. He does seem to have some knowledge of the local area history when he is involved weith it somehow, but Ive causght him make some obvious mistakes in common knowledge history. He said Christopher Columbis was a French man. Blah, so Neways we arrived in Melrose maybe around 11:00 I dont remember. The water wasnt running in the house and Mike couldnt figure out how to turn it on. While he left to go buy parts to fix the wsater, I found a horny toad and picked it up and put it in a bucket. It was a full sized horny toad, but he was kinda yellow instead of green. While Mike wasz gone he left us to set up the tent. We did that quite well since I have much tent setting up experience from girl scouts and Sarahs slumber parties. Later when Mike came back I had to go potty and the house was quite boring so the other kids and I went in search of a public restroom and entertainment. Melrose las the crapierst air around because people still burn their trash around here. I put on an Allergin mask and gave one to Michelle to waer as well. SHS didnt want to wear one beacause she thought shed look like a dork. We were all wearing sunglasses, all of which were interestingly not purchased by us. All of them were found. Michelles were found at a park by her friend, Sarahs were found by Babu while taking a neighborhood walk, and mine were found at Ayala High School by Stacey.
We walked down to Allsups which is the only store in the entire cillage. Its actually a gas station/minimart. We looked inside for a restroom, but none was to be found. Michelle bought some candy. The lady at the checkout counter made a strange face at us and looked hesitant to walk towards us. Perhaps she thought we were diseased because we had masks on. Although the masks do serve for protective purposes, I must admit myprimary reason for wearing them around town (I call it a town, but Melrose is technically a village) was to attract attention. It did an excellent job.
The other kids (now meaning Rasheed and Abraham) arrived a few hours later. We all went out walking again found a public restroom by the local swmming hole, and found a baby horny toad.while walking home on the way back. I caught this one as well.I think the other kids are afraid of picking up reptiles. I guess most people would be afraid to pick up a horny toad if theyd never seen one before. Theyre covered with spiky things and theyll shoot blood out of their eyes if they get angry. Later I had to set both horny toads free or else they would has died of starvation. At night there was a country music fest in the high school gym. Abraham and I went there with the grownups while the rest of the kids stayed at the house. The music fest was kinda boring. They told the same jokes and played pretty much the same music as they do every year. Almost every joke involved either the Melrose Baptist Church or Rednecks, sometimes both. Abe pointed out that there was one one other non-white in the entire gymnasium; he appeared to be of Mexican descent. Back at the house Sarah, Rasheed and Michelle all heard strange noises coming from the kitchen and possibly other places. The ice chest in the kitchen was opening and slamming itsself shut without anyone being there to touch it. It is now believed that the house is hauted, but by whom? This house was originally built and lived in by our great grand parents who are dead. Later it was inhabited by out (great) uncle Hep who is now dead as well. All the kids agree that the room Uncle Hep used to sleep in looks the scariest.
Sleeping arrangements- Grandma, grandpa, and Uncle Mike s were all sleeping in Uncle Mikels camper. Sarah and Michelle slept in Mikes truck, the two boys slept in Grandmas car, and mom and I slept in the tent. Due to dusty allergy fears or Hauted House fears depending on whether one is a growup or a kid, nobody slept in the house.
Michelle and Sarah were talking in the truck and Mike told them to shut up and go to sleep! Then mommy started giggling because he was being bossy just like when he was a kid. Then Mike told mommy to shut up and she started giggling even more. I told her to do her famous hick whistle and make more noise. She wouldnt do it, but she started giggling more. It rained later that night, but only mommy got wet. My half of the tent was covered with a trap.

Saturday August 4th 2001

Those Qwazy Qavis arrive
Dula says those weirdo Qwazy Qavi kids are gonna come
today and ruin the house. They're not like us Cowboy
Qavi's, ther...(continue later.....)

Friday August 3rd 2001

I went along with G-ma to the hair salon today. She
says she has to get it done before my mommy shows up.
I don't know why she's trying so hard to impress Mama
Troll. She's not going to nice the difference. We've
been spending the past few days cleaning the house.
Well actually, I'm the one whose been cleaning the
house G-ma usually sits in her chair digs through her
magazines and newspapers and falls asleep 10 minutes
later. Neways, back to the beauty parlor. I'm
opposed to having people with uglier hair than
yourself style your hair. Me just think its a bad
idea, but G-ma has hers done anyway. The lady who
styles G-ma's hair used to teach school at the same
school as G-ma did. G-ma's hair looked better before
then after. It used to be almost to her shoulders and
kinda resemble Shirley Temple's old hairdo. Now it
looks like Ronald McDonald's hairdo except it cost
alot more money and it smells bad too. First the hair
lady, I think her name is Jean Armojo, washed G-ma's
hair and put it in a bunch of teeny tiny curlers it
looked like a mohawk at first because G-ma's hair is
really thin and she put them down the middle of her
hair first. When all the curlers were taken out if
looked liked she had a jerry curl. I sat around on a
plushy chair waiting for G-ma. There were magazines
laid out, but most of them looked boring. They were
junk like "short hairstyle magazine" and more beauty
magazine crap. Me just say there with my clipboard
and calculator writing down junk. When G-ma's hair
was done I didn't want to tell her they made it uglier
so I just kept my mouth shut and didn't say anything.
G-ma and I went to get candy from Walgreens
afterwards. I got 8 butterfingers and she got 8 baby
ruths. hahaha more candy for me.

Thursday August 2nd 2001

I went shopping here and there with G-ma this morning.
At Big lots the store formerly known as Pic-n-save we
bought 4 100 grand candy bars for 33 cents each,
orange slices candy for G-pa and peanutbutter
crackers. We bought some other stuff too. It was
lunch time when we came back so I gave G-pa the candy
to eat while he waited. Me no think G-pa knows how to
cook very well. G-ma does most everything at the
kitchen table for him. Dula and G-pa ate chili and
G-ma had a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. I
opened another box of velveta to make a grilled cheese
sandwich the Kroger imitation velveta we bought was
almost all gone it was originally 40ozs. Then we
played "Take the velveta challenge" game. I cut a
piece of each and let everybody taste both then they
chose which is better. Troll Dula said they both
tasted the same. G-ma said there was very little
difference but she was able to tell which was velveta
and which was Kroger. Actually she probably couldn't
tell which was which it was a 1 in 2 chance that she
would get it right. G-pa guessed the velveta was
kroger and the kroger was velveta. Kinda strance
since both of them insisted that the imitation brand
was horrible. Dula started to make salsa since all
the salsa ingredients were getting rotten, but he
didn't get very far, then he decided he would go help
Mike redo his porch instead. I cut up pineapples to
dehydrate. The pineapple cut up my hands. Then I
semi-reorganized G-ma's kitchen. When it was
dinnertime I went to go fetch Dula. Dula was telling
Mike he was a carpenter, and Mike said "Nu-uh, you're
a handyman." Then Dula says "They call you handy Man
Hepler!"(Hepler is his last name) Uncle Mike said he'd
slap someone if they called him that cause a handy man
is supposed to be a dummy. Dula said "thats why I'm a
carpenter and you're handyman Hepler." For dinner we
ate enchiladas left over from G-pa's reunion party.
Aunt Nina made over 100 extra. They taste the same as
Momma Troll makes them. I make better enchiladas.

cont..
Thursday August 2nd 2001
G-pa caught a baby skunk in the trap today. It was
the size of a guinea pig.

This morning G-ma walked into my room and told me to
look at my baby. I thought she was going to tell me
it was dead but it wasn't. I was quite surprised that
the birdie had gone potty twice in the container we
had put it in. G-ma said she couldn't figure out how
it had gotten out of the nest and back in.

Uncle Mike came over to eat pizza for dinner. he saw
the baby bird and said it was a hummingbird too.

Wednesday August 1st 2001

Went thrift store shopping today. I got a clear
raincoat and a pair of flip flops then we went to a
small goodwill store and I got an ankle/wrist weight.
It wasn't very heavy though.

Tuesday July 31st 2001

Me went for a jiggity jog this morning. I go for a
jiggity jog every other morning now. G-ma went to
Costco to have her tires rotated and G-pa went to his
hangout so me and Troll Dula(not Troll Dula and I
that's the unhip way) were home alone. Then mommy
called on the phone and I told I found a baby birdie.
I told her it was smaller than a quarter and its nest
was the size of a golf ball. She thinks its a baby
hummingbird. It doesn't look like a humming bird
though. It has a little beak instead of a long skinny
one. I went back with G-ma to Costco today to get a
frozen pizza. She didn't get one this morning cuz she
thought it woud melt in the car. We also went to
Walgreens to get candy. The ad in the paper
advertised them 4 for $1.00 They ran out of the kinds
we wanted, so we just got a rain check.

Monday July 30th 2001

Grandpa built a cement thing to hold the pipes coming
from the Well pump motor thing. Dula got to mix the
cement while I stood around and watched most of the
time. There wasn't anything for me to do there; all
the jobs were taken. After Grandpa was done with all
the cement Abdullah and I cleared the wheelbarrow and
show shovel and hoe that Grandpa used. We went
shopping at thrift town today. G-ma's boyfriend wasn't
there, but I heard the other employees call him over
the loud speakers. While digging through the clothes
racks a middle aged man walked by and turned around
and said "You have beautiful hair!" to me. I think he
worked in the store. I found lots of neat clothes
today, but I didn't get very many. G-ma says Momma
Troll told her that I have too many clotehes already
and I won't throw anything out. Th neatest thing I
found was a light blue fur trench coat I looked
exceptionally cute in it but G-ma said that its too
hot in California to wear it and I'd have to teach
school in Alaska if she was going to buy it for me.
When we walked out of the store G-ma and G-pa pointed
out that that lady who just walked into the thrift
store was the best organ player ever. I really wasn't
paying very much attention to my surroundings as usual
so I had no idea what the lady looked like I did seem
to vaguely remember a bright pink clothed thing walk
by, so that must have been her. G-ma said last time
they heard her play G-pa asked her to play "Beer
Barrel Polka" and then he gave her 2 50 cent pieces
afterward. a while later G-ma said she heard the woman
tell her friend that "A cute old man just gave her
some money" uhoh Someone's trying to steal G-pa!
'ehehe afterwards we went to Costco and Raleys to get
more groceries. We originally went to Costco so G-ma
could have her tires rotated, but the man in the auto
place said it was a 3 hour wait and it'd be a shorter
wait if G-ma came tomorrow morning. They were giving
away tamale free samples but that was all.

Sunday July 29st 2001

Played with Michelle on the internet today. We typed
up the first chapeter of her Inu Yasha fan fic and
added it to her website. We also made a bunch of Star
troopers, they look very nice. Then Michelle got her
own email at hotmail and played her neopets some more.
When I finally came back it was already dark. G-pa
was trimming the grapevine and Dula and G-ma were
tossing everything into the trashbarrel. Then G-pa
moved to the big cottonwood tree and started cutting
the dead branches down. I saw a brown bulbous thing
attached to one of the dead branches, it was about the
size of a golf ball. I asked G-pa what it was and he
said it was just a growth on the tree. I didn't think
it was a tree growth so I asked G-ma what it was. She
said it was probably a hornets nest. Then he said if
I was that curious or something then he's just cut it
down. Then I said "Ahh no! don't cut it down! the
hornets are going to come an' attack me!" he cut the
branch down anyway. A little tiny nest rolled to the
ground. G-ma set it on the outdoor shelf between the
two sheds and I went in the house to shred potatoes
for dinner. I came back out maybe half an hour later
to see if G-ma would fry to potatoes since I don't
like working with grease. On the ground between the
sidewalk and the metal shed I saw something black
squirming on the ground. It was a baby bird. G-ma
said it probably fell out of the nest when G-pa cut
the branch down. She picked it up, put it in the
nest, and told me to take it into the house. I fed
the baby birdie milk with a toothpick because G-ma
said to. I don't think baby birdies normally drink
milk though oh well. We ate the potatoes for dinner I
thought they smelled kind of rotten, but no one else
seemed to notice.

Saturday July 28th 2001

I don't remember most of what happened today. I think
we watched then 2nd half of blade tonight. Michelle
was at a barbeque with her mom. She said it was
boring but it was somewhat entertaining because 'er
step-dad was drinking.

Friday July 27th 2001

We watched blade tonight. It is entertaining but it
wasn't scary like final destination was. Me no
memember nemore stuff.

Thursday July 26th 2001

We had to bury 4 5 gallon buckets of plums today.
They were blown down during last nights storm. G-pa
said he didn't want to put them in the trash barrel
because they weigh too much. At night I went shopping
with G-ma we went to Smiths and then the Farm and then
the store formerly known as Pic-n-save to buy candy
for me. In New Mexico Pic-n-save is now known as big
lots. I don't know if they're changing it in other
states too. I hope not, cuz I like the name
pic-n-save, it sounds so cheap. It was raining while
we were out. I ran in the house to get my jacket when
we came back home cuz it was cold and wet and I was
once again dressed very skimppily. G-pa wondered why
it took us so long to get home cuz G-ma said we were
only going for a quick trip to the store and back.
Gee Golly Gosh G-pa should know by now that theres no
such thing as a quick trip to the store with grandma,
even going down to the circle K and back takes us at
least half an hour.

Tuesday July 24th 2001

I went for a jiggitty jog this morning and then played on the swing. In the afternoon everyone 'cept G-pa went to the Goodwill in Rio Rancho. I got two pairs of baggy jeans and a Hello Kitty hat. G-ma got a matching Hello Kitty hat too. They cost $1.47 each. Dula found two hip CD's (well actually I found one of them), but he didn't buy them. They were Mc Hammer and Wreks and Effects.

Monday July 23rd 2001

Yesterday G-ma called Aunt Rachel on the phone to find Scotty's phone number. Scotty is the son of Nancy who us the daughter of Aunt Rachel and Uncle Hep who is the son of my Great Grandma which would make Scotty my second cousin. I dont think Troll Dula and I have ever met him before. He is about 20 years old and he is an electrician, I guess he finally called G-ma back and came over to fix the power. G-pa and I already fixed the power in the living room. One of the wires came out of the electrical power box so we just stuck it back in. When Scotty came over all he did was reset the breakers and all the power came back on. He said it was from the wire we put back in earlier. G-ma gave him $20 after he said he didn't want any money. Then G-pa asked him of he wanted any apricot, but Scotty said he didn't care for apricots. Then G-pa offered him some plums and he said he'd take those. Troll Dula and I went over to Uncle Mike to pick the plums off of his tree. While we walked over there we made fun of Scotty's car. It was a little black Volkswagen bug and he had a veteran's license plate. We didn't make fun of his car cuz we thought it was uncool, we made fun of it cuz we like making fun of everything; his car was pretty neat though, I guess. G-ma and G-pa were expecting him to drive a pickup or something of that sort. Troll Dula pointed out how G-pa was acting in a way similar to the way Babu Troll acts when someone comes to our house and fixes something for us. Offer then whatever we have surplus of in the house. Ex. Someone fixes the Van, Babu Troll will say, "Hey, do you like cereal? Kids give him 15 boxes of cereal..."

Sunday July 22nd 2001

Uncle Mike called on the phone and asked if I could show Michelle how to do a few things on her guitar. Michelle has had her guitar since Christmas, but she still hasn't learned to play on it yet. Yeah, so anywayz I went over there and showed her all the normal range notes on all 6 strings. She picked up pretty fast, cuz she already knows how to read music, a skill left over from her old violinin' dayz. Her mom sold her violin at a garage sale for $30 so se can't practice that anymore. NEwayz after all the notes and junk I tried to show Michelle a few chords too, but her mails were a tad bit too long so she said to wait until next week to she her. Then we went to go fix up her website. We added a page for her pictures and a page for her fan fic stories. We did everything the old skool html way. No crappy web page maker for us, it was just easier this way. Michelle gave me a mixed berry flavored Popsicle. It was berry yummy. Later Uncle Mike came down and said that they were having electrical power problems at G-ma's and G-pa's house. Half of the trailer was out.

Saturday July 21st 2001

Okay so like ummmmm today G-pa went with Uncle Mike back to Dickson, wherever that is, to install one pipe thing, which only takes about 2 minutes to do, but they spent over an hour driving there. Afterwards they went to fix the air conditioner on 2nd street. Troll Dula and I sat at home all day and possibly did something, but we probably did nothing. I don't remember since I'm writing this on Wednesday. Oh wait, now I remember more stuff. For supper G-ma cooked friend elk steak that G-pa brought back from his last hunting trip. Dula was trying to guess what kind of meat it was. He guessed a bunch of animals and we finally told him it as bigger than a deer and it started with the letter "E." He guessed elephant. G-ma thought it was funny so she decided to call it elephant too.
I think I baked another apricot cobbler today too. It was done at 6:20.

Friday July 20th 2001

Uncle Mike took Troll Dula with him to work. Mike does construction work on things to make them handicap accessible. Mike's partner's name is Shawn. Sometimes Mike will complain and say that Shawn is lazy and afraid of Spiders, but Dula told me that he is cool so he must be cool. This is what Dula says happened on their adventure:
"-Walks to Mikes house at 7:30 am. Shawn has not shown up yet so we watch some mystery show on T.V.
-Hajera shows up with message from Grandma I have to wear a jacket Hajera says I have a choice of a blue on or a red one with the Sonic logo on the back. I choose the red one.
-Shawn shoes up so we drive away in Mike's truck
-Shawn & Mike argue about things while driving the way there
-Yell at other cars for going to slow
-Drive takes over an hour; I think we were in the mountains
-I see a kitty kat; it says meow
-I saw a dinosaur; it tried to eat me
-I unscrew things with an electric screwdriver
-Not all the screws come out so we must use other means to get the rest out
-Mike tells Shawn to go under the ramp and knock the screws out
-Shawn is scared of spiders, but does it anyway
-Now we paint stuff, Mike gets a big roller and I get a little brush
-Everyone is painting faster than me!
-Mike says, "be back in a minute"
-Mike returns one hour later with sandwich bread and turkey meat
-He says he saw hippies standing in line to eat grass
-We paint some more and it starts to sprinkle
-Paint more and go home"
OOOoohh! That's exciting stuff isn't it? Now I'll tell you what I did while he was gone:
The people who rent the house on 2nd street that G-ma and G-pa own called last night and said the air conditioner is broken. The lady is wearing a frilly top and spandex shorts. Art is only wearing shorts. A boy named Joseph is with them, he is wearing an extremely oversized tee shirt and appears to be their grandson; he went to a sleepover party at the neighbor's house last night. G-ma and I sit on the couch and wait for the alleged broken sound to occur. G-ma is talking to Rose, apparently she has already told her on the phone that I'm 19, really smart, and I made a dress out of paper. These people have cable. I'm watching Cow & Chicken on Cartoon Network. This show is pretty good; I wish we had cable. G-pa is outside standing by the air conditioner arguing with Art. Art had loosened the belt on the air conditioner because he said it was freezing. After about 45 minutes the air conditioner makes "the noise" it lasts about 3 seconds. We go outside, they have two dogs. I am scared of dogs. The big dog follows me around while carrying a half ripped up football in its mouth. We go to Home Depot to buy air conditioner parts. First we talk to an employee named Ishmael, he tries to give G-pa the run around so G-pa waits for the manager. Ishmael has giant bumps on his right arm; they are about the size of cherries. The assistant manager shows up, his name is Aaron and he is very friendly. He has someone call the air conditioner company, Champion, and they check on air conditioner part sizes for G-pa. We have to go to another Home Depot in Cottonwood because this one does not have the parts. A man named Ed helps G-ma pick out parts at this store. G-ma as usual buys more than she needs. We go to nearby Mc Donald's for lunch.
I got a happy face sticker because I didn't want green chile on my green chile double cheeseburger. I out the sticker on my shirt. I like wearing sticker. Afterwards I went to read the Nutrition facts listed on the wall. Did you know that Mc Donald's ice cream is reduced fat and only has 150 calories? Then we went home. It was hot; heat makes me drowsy, I take nap. Me wake up and take over Dula's computer. Blah Blah Blah Dula comes home and Michelle comes over and we have frozen pizza for Dinner. Dula has a raffle with the tickets he got from the gold prospectors meeting. Michelle won a deodorant can with a face drawn on it and G-pa won a paper cup folded by Troll Dula (not a super one like the way I the origami queen folds cups.) Then we went in the living room to play super grandpa workout. This is when G-pa pretends he's the drill sergeant, and he tells us to do his old army workout. After than G-pa played the tie two people together with string and watch them try to get apart game. He tied Michelle and Abdullah together because I already know how to get out. Later it started raining and G-ma insisted she was going to drive Michelle home rather than walk over with her. We probably got more wet in the time it took for G-ma to unlock the car door than it would have taken to walk, but oh phreakin' well. That is all.

Thursday July 19th 2001

HaHaHa I'm really writing this crap on Sunday so I can't remember a ding a dong thing of what happened today. I do remember this though: Uncle Mike came back today so we got to eat the raspberry pie I made, and Troll Dula and I finished watching Cheech & Chong.

Wednesday July 18th 2001

I don't remember what we did this morning, probably nothing. For luch we had soup instead of sandwiches. I had vegetable soup and Troll Dula had chicken noodle soup. We bought the can of vegetable soup from pic-n-sav cuz G-ma never buys vegetable soup. She only buys chicken noodle, clam chower, or chii. after lunch we went shopping at the far awa thrift store, I forgot what it's called. It used to say something about Vietnam Veterns, but G-ma says that this thrift store doesn't suppost them anymore, they just keep the sign up so people will still give them stuff. NEways I got two blue halter tops and one blue tank top. Most of my clothes are blue. Dula got a break dancing jacket. Oh yeah, I also got a pair of chunky platform sandals. G-ma said they were 10 sizes to big, but she bought them for me anyway. Then we went shoppimng at some grocery store that starts with the letter F, but it is not Furr's. I don't remember.

Tuesday July 17th 2001

Rasheed's Birthday
I thought today was the 16th instead of the 17th. Good thing I looked at a calendar, or else Dula would have missed his priority registration time. G-pa took Dula with him to the cafe today. He ordered a lemonaide. That's what us kids always order when we go there with Grandpa. G-ma took me too King Music sore today to check out guitars. G-ma made me talk to the people in the store. I hate talking to people in stores. Actually I hate talking to most grownup strangers in general. Blehhhk! Then we went to thrift town so G-ma could check out the projectors for the 50 billionth time. She needs a Super 8 projector. She always talks to the cashier named George. Last year Sea Hag Sarah dubed him "Grandma's boyfried" Je's kinda young and he has long hair tied up in a pony tail. His name tag, which is decorated with stickers, says he's been working there sine June 2000. Sarah calls him Grandma's boyfriend because every time she talks to him she smiles and he smiles back. We just stand behind a clothes rack and spy on them. G-ma even gave him her phone # to call if they get anymore projectors in. Pretty hott stuff huh?!?! Yeah umm so Anywayz then G-ma and I went to the bread place, Smith's and Pic-n-sav. We got bagels and pineapple cream ceese for me, and we got more canning jars at pic-n-sav for Grandma. Then we went to get gas at the Shamrock station, but all the normal cheap gas was gone. We had to go to the circle K instead and I had to go inside. It cost $1.21and 9/10ths at both places.
The sibs called on the phone cuz it was Rasheed's birthday today. He's 21 now so he can go into Vegas casinos, loiter, and not get kicked out. Babu Troll being the loser busibody he is, tried to screw with Dula's chedule. He thinks he knows everything about college, but he really knows virtually nothing. It annoys the Hell out of me when he tries to ruin everybodies schedule just so he can feel dominate and important. NEwayz, after yelling back and forth with him on the phone for half an hour, Troll Dula finally got to keep the schedule he and I picked out yesterday.
We were supposed to have spaghettii, but G-ma made steak instead. She said it was cuz she took the wrong kind of meat out of the freezer. I ate a piece the was about 2 cm by 3 cm across. I don't like steak. I baked the raspberry pie tonigt and Troll Dula and I tried to watch Cheech and Chong Still Smoking on the computer, but the audio and video were not in sync. I made the fire alarm go off when I tok the left over pie crusts out of the oven.

Monday July 16th 2001

G-ma went to get more feeon put in the station wagon this morning. The car appointment was at 7:00 and she usually doesn't wake up until about 9:00. G-pa, Troll Dula, and Isat out on the front porch and waited for the garbage man to come. The truck got stuck on one of Phyllis' barrels and smashed the can. Everything else it threw away fine, but it knocked down several people's trashcans. Troll Dula and I went with G-pa to pick raspberries off the bush at Uncle Mike's house. We picked plumms from the messy tree too. There weren't very many raspberries so I climbed to the back of the bushes to pick some from there. I cut up my arms with the throns. I couldn't even feel it until after I had washed my hands off.
After lunch G-ma went shopping at Chase hardware to buy me a protective breathing mask to wear outdoors. The rest of us stayed in the car. Then we went to Smith's to buy grapes and bread, but the lines were too long at the checkout stand so we didn't buy anything. Then we went to Pic-n-sav, we bought some cereal, dishwashing liquid, and possibly some other things. A man outside the store collapsed and started having a seziure. The police and the fire department came about 10 minutes later. The fire truck was double parked behind G-ma's car so she had trouble backing out. Then we went to Furrs, which is another grocery store and bought a loaf of bread, two water melons, and a pie crus. I usually make my wn pie crusts, but G-ma insisted tis would be easier. Then we went to Thrift Town and Savers. I got a blouse at Thrift Town. We chopped weeds at night, but I didn't wear a mask. We picked ou t Dula's schedule for Mt. Sac at night. He has to register by phone on the 17th.

Sunday July 15th 2001

Lazy Sunday We sat around and did nothing most of the day. Grandma and Grandpa were impressed at supper time by my ability to recite from memory the nutritional content label of every food product in the house. They thought it was pretty funny when I listed off the caloric content of everything on Troll Dula's plate. They even picked up boxes and can and tried quizing me on them. Dula and I watched Final Destination on his computer. I wanted to watch Weird Science instead. The movie was kinda scary so I turned the lights on, then it wasn't scary anymore it was just cheezy.
G-ma got a phone call from our 2nd cousin Julie. She's coming over from Michigan with her Dad on a motorcycle. The last time she was here was about 4 years ago. Michelle, my sibs and I all called her andthe rest of her family "the tourists" and "the hicks." Julie would go everywhere wearing short shorts and a bikini top. Her older brother Johnny, who is the same age as me, would go for jogs and then take a shower several tiems a day. Their mother Beth Ann has been married about 3 tiems I think and has had two children from an extra marital affair. My mom gave her a lecture once and Beth Ann started crying. Beth Ann accused Michelle of beating up on her babies (which she did NOT do) and we started the Wrongly Accused By An Adult Association. Newayz Michelle and the sibs were quite annoyed by Julie and the rest of her families antics. The day Julie helped us get kicked out of the zoo was kinda fun, but I haven't decided if that ws a good or bad thing. Maybe I'll write about that later.

Saturday July 14th 2001

I didn't fall asleep until 3:30 in the morning so when the alarm clock went off at 6:00 I went back to sleep. By the time I woke up again, Michelle was already at the house. She sent Troll Dula over to Uncle Mike's to help him do something. The house seemed pretty boring so G-ma said we could help G-pa dig a trench for some new pipes out next to the well. I would have helped dig the trench, but Michelle really ins't into physical labor, especialy when the sun is out, so we decided to bake cookies instread. We have a limited amount of Yummy ingredients in the house so we had tp bake oatmeal/rasin cookies even though I don't really like them that much.
In the evening G-ma and I loaded 2 trash barrels with weeds from Uncle Mikes yard. I started wheezing halfway through. At around 3:30 in the morning I woke up cuz I was coughing and I couldn't breath while lying down so I stood against a wall for an hour and slept standing up. That's all.

Friday July 13th 2001

Friday the 13th Ahhh! *Plinko*
I made me a dress out of K-mart ads this morning, but I had to use Target ads as well. It turned out pretty kool, but not as kool as the bright pink calico dress G-ma bought mefrom the Buffalo today. Yay! Since the dress was cheaper than a pattern, she decided I could have it, and if it wore out I could rip it apart and use it as a pattern to make a new dress. G-ma said it would just be a quick trip to the Buffalo and we'd be back before the boys (Dula, G-pa, Mike) got home. Well it wasn't a very quick trip cuz we made several stops afterwards. We went to two antique shops, Savers, Jo-Ann's fabrics, Furrs, a gas station, and the farm. The bookstore man at the first antique shop had a neat tatto of Alice from Alice in Wonderland on his arm. I got two dresses at Savers, but I think the sales gal thought it was just one dress since the prints were similar; G-ma's recipt said she was only charged for one. We didn't get home until 6:00 which is pretty late around here. The boys of course were already home from their trip. When they left they said they were going to help Uncle Mike do some job, but afterwards they said they went to Mc Donalds adn junk collecting. Treasure hunting is one of G-pa's biggest hobbies. He likes looking for old things in junk yards, abandoned property, and parks. He has been chased out of places and threatened with a shot gun a few times because the metal detector makes people nervous or something. NEways back to the boys' trip. This time they went looking through a junkyard. Unkle Mike saw a rattlesnake and tried to shoot it withh his gun for Grandma (she eats snakes). The snake just slithered away back down it's hole. Abdullah found an old New Mexico tax Mill from 1935, and grandpa found a 1953 nickle. Not much loot today.

Thursday July 12th 2001

This morning Troll Dula and I went with G-ma to Smith's and the Farm to pick up some groceries for Phyllis. Phyllis' daughter and her son were coming over to visit her from Mrth Carolina so I guess she was going to make something for them. I washed the dishese 3 times today. Troll Dula hasn't washed the dishes in a while. we went shopping at Buffalo Exchange today for clothes. I found a pretty pink dress that I looked extremely cute in, but it cost $11.50 so G-ma said I couldn't have it. She said the fabric looked worn out so she asn't going to buy it. G-ma said I could make a dress just like it so we went to the fabric store instead. We found a pattern for a dress that looked similar, but the patterj cost $14.95. G-ma said she couldn't believe how expensive patterns are these days. Then we went next door to Savers Thrift Store to look for a dress that we could possible rip up and use as a pattern. G-ma found about five dresses that she made me try on and trhen she and the opeople in the store would walk by and tell me how cute I looked in all of them. I really didn't like any of those dresses as much as the one I saw at the Buffalo so I told G-ma to wait until they went on sale to buy them. After that we went to Costco. Once again we came too late for free samples. All the sample ladies were packing up their karts. G-pa snagged a cup of cheesy fetticini and all of us snagged some rice crackers still left out on a tray. G-pa said to grab a handful of the. We bought a giant pizz, the kind you cook in th oven. When we cooked it back at the house, Uncle Mike came over to have a slice. Then he told some magic trick about a Baptist and a Catholic and all this involved a pretend paper airplane. When it was unfolded one part pf the paper made a cross and the other part spelt Hell. In his version of the story of Baptist went to Heaven. I'm sure when Catholics tell the same story they say the Catholic went to heaven and the Baptist went to Hell.. Troll Dula showed everybody his Dula Technique for drawing a prefect circle without any tools. They didn't seem very impresssed, but they should have been. Dula is quite good at it.
I dug through G-ma's patterns looking for something similar to the dress I saw in the store. If I put three patterns together, I might make ne that looks like the pretty pink dress I liked in the store. G-ma's patterns are old and it apperas as if people used a different sizing system back then. If it was back in the dayz right now, i'd wear a size 12 or 14 according to the bust and hip measuements they had listed. Right now I usually wear clothes in a size 1 or 3 range.
Tomorrow I'm going to make a dress out of K-mart ads. It's going to be diggity dope. I'll wake up really early to make it. I'll suprise Grandma; it'll be super cool.

Wendesday July 11th 2001

G-pa ate the flopped cookies from last night this morning. He said he liked it cuz it tasted like peanut brittle and I should put pantent on it. I decided I would make an apricot cobblerr today so Troll Dula, G-pa and I went to pick apricots from the tree next to the camper. Well actually, I did most of the pickin' G-pa sat in the chair under the tree while Troll Dula poked them with a stick. It's kind f hard for the rest of them to pick since we only haed one fruit ladder and I was using it. I got branches stuck in my hair.
The apricots on this tree are much littler and cuter than the ones on the other tree. I played little 'jera homemaker all day long. I tried making another batch of cookies and them I washed a bunch of dishes, and then I made lunch and washed some more dishes, and then I did the same thing at dinner time. I also folded two loads of laundry. we went shopping at thrift stores today. I checked out two larinets that were inside a glass cabinet, but they were both plastic crap. There was an Epiphone huitar for sale, but since I don't now anything about guitar prices and models, I didn't buy it. I'll have to tell Mama Troll to look it up on the internet at home. At the thrift stores I got a pair of dark ble jeans, and a bright red zippered hooded pulley. G-ma got a pair of shoes and Troll Dula got a Michael Jackson/Michael J. Fox jacket. It's red with silver button studs on it; he also got 2 shirts. At night before it grew dark we hacked weeds.
I was supposed to register for Mt. Sac today at 5:30, but since I'm supposed to transfer to Fullerton, I didn't. Fullerton better not mess up my crap and not let me register cuz I really don't want to hang around another year at Mt. Sac. I mean Mt. Sac is dope n' all, but Fullerton has a bowling Alley! You know how it is.

Tuesday July 10th 2001

Phyllis ( the lady who rents the trailer next door) called this morning and said her air conditioner wasn't working. g-ma drove down to G-pa's hangout, Murphy's Mule Barn, to call G-pa home to fix it Troll Dula climbed on the roof and took down all the panels with pads inside. G-pa bought new pads and we scraped the calcium of athe vengs. G-ma decided to buy CLR to make it dissolve more efficently, but it didn't work. It took us all day to clean out the vents. We didn't finish putting them back in until afater the sun went down. When we went back in the houe G-ma said her ankle hurt ans she couldn't walk on it. G-pa went with Uncle Mike to the Gold Prospecotrs meeting and they took Troll Dula with them. Troll Dula didn't tell me about any diggity cool or top seceret things that happened at the meeting so I'm assuming it must have been pretty boring. He dumped a bunch of raffle tickets from his pocke when he came home.
While the men-folk were gone G-ma drove me down to the Circle K to get break and fill the car with gas. qAll the gas pumps around here are the tell the cashier inside to turn on the pump kind. They don't have any credit-card pumps like they do in California. I haven't seen pumps like these back hom ein about 10 years. Since G0ma said she couldn't walk I had to go inside alone. Note to self: to avoid stares from cowboys in minimart, do not wear short shorts and strappy tank top.
At night I tried making the Almond roll cookies that Mama Troll makes. The first and only batch I made that night flopped. They stuck to the teflon pan and I had to use a metal scouring pad to scrape the rest of them off. I put the globs of what I did make into a cup for G-ma adn G-pa to eat.

Monday July 9th 2001

We went shopping at thrift stores for clothes today. There are a lot of thrift stores in Albuquerque. We do virtuall all of our clothes shopping at thrift stores. I didn't get to look at very many things becuase Troll Dula wanted me to help him pick out cool shirts. I got a pair of tight jeans and a pair of short shorts.
Stopped at Mc Donald's for Dinner/Supper. They raised the price of ice cream by 10 cents. Hip tnes played while inside Mc Donald's -- Jump by Kris Kross and another hip tune by Ace of Base.

Sunday July 8th 2001

I woke up this morning hearing something that sounded like a person breathing out of a oxygen tamk. I then figured it must be a hot air baloon so I looked out the window, but I couldn't see any. I went utside and stood on the front lawn in my pajamas and I saw a couple hot air baloons over where the baloon fiesta grounds are. There were a few more to the right of the loop. I went back inside to make oatmeal and I saw a few more when I came outside again. They were all rainbow colored with varying patterns so they were kinda hard to keep track of which ones were where. These are the first hot-air baloons I've seen all summer.
Michelle and Uncle Mike came over this morning.. She called him last night so he brought her home at about 11:00 pm. We played outside for a while, but then we went inside and watched "The Big Green" on T.V. For lunch I ate a grilled cheese sandwich and Troll Dula ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and Michelle drank a Dr. Pepper. After lunch Troll Dula was playing show off his computer again. Later Michelle and I went back to Uncle Mike's house to put more junk on Michlle's website. I checked my e-mail while I was there and a bunch of stuff had been deleted since I went over hotmail's limit. I rode along to drop Michelle at her mom's work in Rip Rancho. G-ma was cleaning out her shed whle we were gone.. She's shreadding all her papers from college cuz she says she doesn't want stuff with her name on it to show up in a landfill for people to see. Me thinks she not be very proud of her work so she's trashing it all.
New Idea; I shall now post all my school work and tests on the internet.
For Dinner/Supper we are steak, sheraded fried potatoes, and corn. I do not like steak. Then I are candy. I are a red vine and 4 of G-ma's Necco wafers.. That is all.

Saturday July 7th 2001

Mama Troll called on th ephone this morning and said that my hamster died. She said it was from the heat, but Troll Rasheed said SS and her friend Chelsea practically killed it yesterday. First she ills her own hamster, and then she kills mine too. I should have snuck the baby with me on the train. Richard, the Daddy of Maria and Adriana from across the street sdaid he just killed a snake with hie hoe. G-ma said she would eat it. She likes eating snake, she says it tastes like shicken.
Uncle Mike came over today. G-ma washed his curtains and gave him some cherries and canned apricots. She cut his lair for him too. Michelle doesn't get to stay with him this weekend becuase her stepdad + Stepbrother are home. Uncle Mike likes to yap alot, he sounds like Hank from "King of the Hill." He's normally oposed to anything non-American. He'll only buy American cars, and he signed up for compuserve instead of AOL because he heard it was owned by the Japanese. Pretty lame excuse since AOL owns CS, but he insists otherwise. Him and Mama Troll both like to complain a lot, but most people say he doesn't have anything to complain about since he practically lives off his parents. G-ma and G-pa own the lot where he lives. They pay his taxes and buy stuff for him. Uncle Mike claimed bankruptcy before and G-ma & G-pa gave him more money; he blames everything on his ex-wife Ann.
I dyed and curled G-ma's hair today. She said it was going to be really messy, but it wasn't. Maybe it's only messy when you try to dye your hair by yourself. I wouldn't know since my hair has never been dyed. Since G-ma didn't want to get a stain on her blouse, she took it off. Troll Dula hid in his room with the computer because h didn't want to see topless G-ma.
After G-ma's hair was done she took me to the library. I've been wanting to go all week, but the library didn't have many books to choose from. The librarian said G-ma could check out up to 100 books, but I guess that wouldn't be too useful at this libarary. I wanted to use the internet to make sure my stuff didn't get trashed, but they only had 3 computers and they were all already in use. The people were playing chess, solitare, and ther crap that could be played offline, but they were there first and there weren't any sigms attempting to regfulate what they could and could not do. I got a few books on this and that: origami, flags of the world, Esparanto, beginning Korean, Edward Lear, crochet, and other stuff. We bought a loaf of bread from the Circle K on the way home. It cost $1.19 without tax.
Troll Dula got to ride G-pa's tractor around the front yard and cut grass. The tractor wouldn't start again after dinner (supper according to G-ma) we had to push it back to it's place.
I watched Pee Wee's Big Adventure on the computer while Troll Dula worked on his IRC script; G-ma & G-pa were watching T.V. in the living room. We got to watch the first 30 seconds of MAD TV before G-ma told G-pa to change the channel cuz she didn't like watching such filth. We went back to the computer and watched the rest of PeeWee.

Friday July 6th 2001

Raked up all the dry weeds. Now Uncle Mike's backyard us clear. Raking up dry weeds is kinda fun because they're still stuck to the ground and they stand up straight like hair. When the rake scrapes the dirt, it's ike shaving something with a razor. When we came back inside, G-ma said ehr foot was hurt. She decided it was so bad she was going to get out G-pa's old walker that he used after he had knee surgery. I guess her foot was fine becuase she was walking around again pretty soon.
I wanted candy so G-ma took us to a different dollar store in Rio Rancho. Grandma bought me red vines and chocolate cups with carmel inside. G-ma got Necco Wafers and orange slices and mailing tape. G-pa got orange slices too so G-ma was shouting at him for getting the same thing that she did. G-pa says he likes orange slices so that's why he got 'em. Afterwards we went to a Mc Donalds's down the street and got the same thing that we always get when we go with them.
Back at the house G-ma was watcing T.V. adn reading the newspaper at the same time. She really wasn't paying attention to the television. There was a really crappy boring show on that was supposed to be "educational" just because it was on PBS/KNME. The show was called "Internet Talk" or something and it was a bunch of old people sitting at a table yappin' about nothing. According to the advertisement they aired earlier, they were supposed to be talking about internet issues in New Mexico, but that is definately not what they were talking about. These old pricks were talking about stuff like "Oh, well were having AOL set up in Latin America and in a few weeks they're going to have the internet on cell phones in Japan." What the Hell kinda crap was that? These people weren't talking about internet issues, they were talking about business news, and old business news for that matter. It was all general information taht everyone already knew, but really didn't need to know in the first place. They've been running the crapiest crap on T.V. recently around here. Yesterday on the news they did a specil report on "Water: and how many glasses you're supposed to drink each day." Every phreakin' pre-schooler in the U.S. already knows the answer to that. They've been teaching it at school for the past 5 billion years! They shouldn't be running a special report on so,mething that everybody already knows! A few days earlier they did a report on "You should not leave your kids in a hot car with the windows up." Who the Hell does not know that already? This news phreakin' sucks, they need to find better material.

Thursday July 5th 2001

Guess what I did this morning? Nope, didn't go to the ice cream factory. Zoo? nope. We hacked weeds all morning in Uncle Mike's yard. Grandma called Amtrak on the phone to complain and tel them that our train ariived 3 hours and 45 minutes late. She talked on the phone for about 20 minutes and they finally decided to send two $50 certificares, one for me and one for Troll Dla. That's pretty good since the tickets to come here were worth $57.40, and besides, I didn't have to pay for those either. Grandma complained last year when SH Sarah's and my train arrived 5 hours late so they sent me a full refund voucer check in the mail, which I used to pay for this year's trip.
In the afternoon we went shopping for hoes. We looked at two other stores before buying them at Sears. Grandma bought two hoes, they were $20 each. Then we went to an indoor swapmeet where I bought (well actually G-ma bought them for me) 2 of the greatest old skool Nintendo games of all time --Goonies II and River City Ransom. Both in their original boxies. The price tags said $4.00,but they wer 50% off. Then we went next door to a different dollar store, it apperas that this one is also run by a Pakistaini. We bought some candy and left. The candy was called GooGoo and it had chocolate on the outside followed by pecans, carmel, and marshmallow. Yummy!! Then we went to Smith's and bought a watermelon, lettuce. bread, imitation Velveta cheese, and french onion dip for G-ma. G-ma wanted to buy real Velvera ceese, but the store ran out. Kroger, which is the imitation brand had a sign beneath it that said "Try it, like it... or double your money back." so G-ma bought it anyway. We got back around :00 and G-ma said we were going to cook hot dogs for supper. People around here tend to eat meat everyday adn sometimes with every meal. Did you notice the use of the word supper back in the last sentence? G-ma says it goes like this - Breakfast, Dinner, Supper, as opposed to - Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Last year SHS and G-ma got in a big arguement over the usage of the workds. I've heard that Lunch isn't really a real word, but I don't know if that's ture. Actually, I know it's not true now because if I look lunch up in the dictionary, I'm sure I'll find it there, but in the past this may have not been a real word.

Wednesday July 4th 2001

Independence Day
We chopped weeds in the morning like we always do. I used a hoe this time instead of a rake. I hit really hard so I broke G-pa's hoe. Then I broke Uncle Mike's hoe too. G-ma sent me back in later to wash the hat she bought for me at the thrift store.
Sea Hag Sarah called on the phone today. Her and Troll Dula didn't know how much and when to feed my hamster. Troll Abe says he has been getting me points on Newgrounds everyday. SHS tried to get G-pa to buy one of Britian's new puppies. I think they're Pomeranians. SHS said mom got a Costco card because gas is like 50 cents cheaper over there. That's pretty neatr cuz I always wanted a Costco card. They sell larege quantities of candy for relatively little money. Adriana came over from across the street and invited all of us to watch their fireworks with them. The first firework that was set off malfunctioned and caught on fire. It shot one piece off and hit the fence. It was kinda scary so Ginger (the mommy) hid behind the screen door. Mari and Ari thought it was funny. Next door Phyllis had some of her grandkids oer. You may remember some of them from the Super Kick comix. They had a bunch of illegal fireworks. They looked really expensive, but they were neat. After all the fireworks were gone we all went to G-ma's house and ate the watermelon we bought at Smith's. It was ymmy. Everytime I eat a slice of watermelon, I cut out the center and save it for last. Yum Yum Yum. After that Dula was showing off all the cool stuff on his cmputer to Maria and Adriana. They thought the music Troll Dula put on the crap rap CD was coll. Blah Blah Blah that's all.

Tuesday July 3rd 2001

This morning we picked up all the apricots that fell down during last night's storm. There were hundreds of them on the ground. I found a giant pretty moth inside Grandpa's well box. It was brown and had peacock feather wings. Grandma said I could save it by mounting it on cardboard with a pin. I wanted to keep the mot, but I didn't want to kill it. What if someone thought you were pretty so they decided to stab yu in order to preserve you for people to see? Icky Icky. The moth flew away when Grandma reached down to pick up an apricot next to it. Yay moth. Afterwards we went to chop weeds at Uncle Mike's house until about 1:00. Uncle Mike is only home on the weekends and he normally doesn't work on his yard. I started sneezing excessively and grandma kept telling me to go back inside. I think grandma thinks my allergies are worse than they really are. I usually don't notice m wheezing, hacking, sneezing, and sniffling unless someone points it ot to me. For lunch I are 2 1/2 sandwiches. That was probably almost 500 caloroies all together. Troll 'jera needs to stop eating so much food.
We went shopping around 3:30
Stop #1 Smith's- While Grandma was standing in line at the bank, troll Dula and I played with the blood pressure machie. Troll Dula got 116/ I forgot. I got 92/69 which is kinda high for me. Mine is usually low enough to qualify for hypotension. I wonder if the heat makes it go higher. After Troll Dula and I finished playing with the machine G-pa came over to play with the machine too. He used it 3 times in a row and got 147, 140, and 138. Troll Dula then tried it a second time becuawse he decided if Grandpa could then he could too. He got 108. At Smiths we bought a 30 lb. watermelon, green chile and ranch dip, corn, a pack of wrigley's spearamint gum, and something else but I can't remember right now.
Stop#2 We went to the thrift store next to Smith's. I was trying on the used glasses for fun. I found a pair of black thick rimmed glasses that enabled me to read signs far away. While I was trying tose on a man who looked like Langley from the Lone Gunmen/X-files walked by and said "Hey, how's it goin'" I of course ignored him since I don't like talking to people. Grandma found a hat for me to weat outside an I found a pair of shorts. Then while I was flipping though the jeans the same Langley look-alike comes up behind me and says "Don't we have pretty hair." and to that I say..."Grandma make the scary man go away!" I just said that in my head, I didn't really say that ot loud. His hair is yucky blond stringly, and he wears nerd glasses. Only my hair is pretty pretty. me me me me me!
Stop #3 Costco- We came too late in the afternoon to get any free samples. Everytime I go to Costco with G-pa he always takes like five or six samples of the same product all at once if he likes it. hehehe g-pa is so cool. We bought a rotisorie chicken and some other stuff.
Stop #4 Pic-n-save
We walked in looking for some cough drops for me. G-ma said to buy the kind with Vitamin C added. We couldn't find any cough drops so we left.
Stop # 5 The Dollar Store This store is only about 20 feet away from Pic-n-save so we walked in. G-pa was already inside buying peanut brittle. G-ma found a bag of cough drops. They were the last ones and they were Robitussin. I don't like these cough drops; they taste like crap. The store owner man gave Troll Dula and I a lollipop; mine was grape flavor and Troll Dula's was lemon. The man was from Pakistan and he said that Troll Dula needed to change his hair-do. Then he head G-ma call Troll Dula "Abdullah" and the store man recognized it as a Muslim name so he then started yapping about the great Islamic atcitechture in the sub-continent of India and about how hard Urdu is to learn, and all this other crap. He kept yappin' and yappin', and yappin' and yappin'; he wouldn't shut up! We finally left the store and G-pa gave us some peanut brittle to eat on the ride home. Yay more candy for me.
Oh wait, I forgot we went to the Rainbow bread store too. That would make it Stop # 6. We bought pumpernickel breal, rasin bread, and windmill cookies. A couple of years ago G-ma hit the sign outside of the bread place. That was kinda funny cuz I think she was lecturing us kids on bad driving at the same time. I wonder if he dent is still tere? I forgot to look.

Monday July 2nd 2001

re write later

Sunday July 1st 2001

G&G's house is so phreakin' awesome. Grandpa talks about the coolest things like water pumps and septic tanks, and giant fruit; nobody talks about cool stuff like that back home. Cousin Michelle the (fill in later) came over to play today. While she was over Uncle Mike the (fill in blank later) tried to soot squirrels out of the apricot tree with an air gun. Then we went to play on the super slow computer at Uncle Mike's house and Michelle made a web page: https://www.angelfire.com/goth/bubblebath It isn't very much right now, but at least she has a website.

Saturday June 30th 2001

When I woke up in the morning I could see that we wree surrounded by pine trees so I knew we were near Flagstaff. Ick Pine Trees *Shudders* The seats in the train weren't too uncomfortable as I only had to change positions about 8 tiems during the night. If I was a larger person, I supppose the seats would be far less comfortable seeing as how several people had their legs scrunched up on the floor from lack of leg room, and my legs didn't even extend out half as far and didn't even come close to touching the ground. We had gummi life savers ad Gatoraide for breakfast. The train rid ewas pretty boring after that. There were only two things to do, eat or sleep. The baby behind us started crying again so I entertained her with my stuffed animals. She enjoyed opening and closing my watch so she did that about 50 times. Then I let Ko Nezumi wave to all the little kids who walked by in the aisles while I looked in the opposite direction. They had to be about 6 inches taller than the arn rest to notice Ko waving. He usually claps his hands and wiggles his nose and the kids will stand there froen and stare at him. Their parents are too tall and too grownup to notice Ko so they just push their kid to keep on walking and wonder why they stopped movieng in the midle of an aisle. HeeHeHe so much fun. There was a man sitting in front of us with a long blond pony tail. He kind of looked like an environmentalist hippie surfer person. He apperaed to be abouut 40 years old, but he was probably only 30. I saw him take some puffs out of an inhailer this morning , and then he dissapereared for a few hours. When he came back he told the guy next to him that he was in the smoking lounge and he jsut ran out of cigarettes and he just bought an entire carton for this trip. Then he got out his inhailer and took another puff. What a silly man; he made me giggle when he walked away. Troll Dula said he looks like he pretends to be tough but probably fights like the wussy man on MAD TV. I think he's right. HeHeHe.
When we pulled out of Gallup the Native American Tour Guide man said he would ne giving a lecture/point and look thing followed by a movie in the sightseeers lounge. Troll Dula said he would go, but not until he got some Doritos to eat first. He atrre a few Doritos and then we left, but by the time we g ot there all the sears were taken so we had to go back. That's what happens when you stop for food. Boo-urns. I practiced my Japanese vocab. a little and Troll Dula went back to sleep. When we finnaly arrived in Albuquerque the train was 3 1/2 hours late. There was lightning outside and it was starting to sprinkle. They've built a lot of new crap in the main city so G&G had some trouble manuvering through the streets.
On the way home (home meaning G&G's house) G-ma stopped to get gas. It cost $1.20. Gas costs $2.00 in California right now. I've noticed that there are very few credit card pumps in New Mexico. I've rarely even seen a non-credit card pump in California. Grandma only bought about 3 gallons of gas. She always refills it everytime we go out! We also stopped to eat at Mc Donald's on the way home. I don't think I've been inside of a fast food restaurant in over 6 months, and I haven't eaten red meat since...hmm I can't remember anymore. The burger thing I got had mayonaise in it. I haven;'t eaten mayonaise in years either. I normally wipe it off with a napkin if someone puts it on my food, but Grandma forgot to get some napkinds so I ate half of the burger thing and decided it was too disgusting to continue, so I got up and found my own napkinds to wipe it off with. Then Grandma bnought ice ream for everybody. I didn't want to eat one exactly since I knew it was going to be really large. I never eat more than 1/2 cup of ice cream in one sitting, but Grandma inssited they were small. There had to be at least 2 cups of ice cream on that cone. After I ate that too I felt like I was going to puke. At 11:00 at night I still felt like puking. I'm not used to eating so much food. Too bad G&G don't have a dog anymore, then I could geed it half of whatever I'm eating.

Friday June 29th 2001

Train Day
I stayed up half the night playing on Newgrounds so I didn't start packing 'till this afternoon. I should have written down a list of things to bring along, but i didn't so I just stuffed a bunch of crap into a suitcase like I always do. I guess it was way overstuffed since I had to get Troll Abe to stand on it and slose it for me. I finally convinced Troll Dula to bring his computer with him to New Mexico. Everyone was yelling at him and telling him not to do it including himself,but I made him do it anyway. I uploaded all my pics as well as some other files so I'll have access to them when I'm in Albuquerque.
Arrived at the Train Station
Babu Troll drove up top the drop off zone at Grand Centeral Staion (I think that's what it's called) so we could unload our junk. We had two jumbo suitcases, the giant army duffle bag, my backpack, the monitor stuffed in a Rubbermaid box, and the computer wrapped in a blanket and attached to my pulley-kart. We were hauling more crap than anyone else there. Mama Troll was having trouble dragging my suitcase, I think the handle braoke from carrying too much weight. I told her to sit in one of the shairs in the lounge while I took Troll Dula with me to have some luggage cheked in. After five minutes of standing in line Babu Troll decided to come spy on us. He was carrying my backpack which I left with Mama Troll to watch and had the left strap slung across his right ar. This was obviously an old man's attempt of trying to blend in with the crowd. He tried talking to Troll Dula and I while we were standing in line so he could feel dominate and importaant. I jsut turned my head and pretended he wasn't there in opes that he would go away and leave us alone. My trick didn't seem to work very well as he continued to spout orders at Troll Dula and tell him to carry the box in a different fashion and pretend that he was helping. When he tried commenting on the way I was carrying the suitcase, I turned around and said in my loud monotone valley girl voice, "Why are you carrying my backpack!!?! Sholdn't you have left it back in the lounge with mom?!? What is your purpose for bringing it here?" This of course made Troll Babu look very uncool in front of a group of strangers which he hates, so he walked away for a while; he was back a minute and a half later. I handed the tickets and luggage to the lady inside the booth. I always feel very grownup when I do this eventhough the counter goes all the way up to my chin. the lady inside the booth tried to sat that my suitcase would be over the 75 pound limit, but I was like, "umm I just weighed it when I was at home and it only weighed 40 lbs." She weighed the suitcase and she said it was just barely under the limit although she never told me how much it reaslly weighed. Whatever, I don't really care; as long as i don't have to pay extra its fine with me.
Babu Troll now decided he would play take chargeagain as usual. He walks really fast and pretends he knows where he's going. Troll Dula's coat got caught in the4 wheels of my pulley, so mom and I had to stop to pull it out. Meanwhile Babu Troll think's he's so cool becuase he's walking ahead of everyone else, being the leader. Of course he's walking way ahead, he's carrying hte lightest smallest bag. The first portal he walked up was the wrong one. I could have told him this even before he walked uo it, but he insisted that he do everything his way. It was quite obvious that this was not our train since it was a blue surf liner, which means it goes up the California coastline. Mama Troll and Troll Dula were still confused by all this so they just sat/stood there. When I tried to tell Troll Babu that his method was way totally whakked up wong he said I was....asshole?no..bitch?no.. What was it that he called me?....I'm having trouble remembering....................Ah yes! he said I was bullshitting him. Whatever the HEll that means. *** Anywayz, he later called us back down the ramp to follow him, he delibrately decided t take the stairs to the other portal instead of the ramp since he knew I was carrying the computer on a pulley. I could have carryied the computer up the stairs without a problem, I carry my books from school up and down 3 flights of stairs on that pulley, and they're at least twice as heavy as the computer, but I didn't want to risk it, So I headed toward the ramp facing the opposite direction. At the bottom of the ramp there was a lady asjking something in Spansish to MAma Troll and i. MAma troll though she asked me first since I have dark hair and can usually pass as a Mexican to the eyes of untrained people. Of course I had no idea what sh was saying so Mama Troll had to talk to her. She is always saying how she doesn't know any Spanish, but she had no problem understanding what the woman was saying, and did a half decent job of speaking back to her. I think she was asking something along the lines of: where to buy tickets for the Metrolink. When Mama Troll and I caught up with Babu troll and Troll Dula at the top of the stairs, they let us board on the train rather quickly. We left the box with the monitor in it at the bottom of the stairs, of the train and carried the rest of the junk to Troll Dula's and my seats. Then Babu Troll proceeded to do the exact opposite of what I told him to do. A few days earlier he was saying "I shall find another woman to watch you on the train." For the past two years that I've gone on the train with Sarah he's done this and I don't enjoy this at all. I'm a phreakin adult, but he always finds some middle-aged to elderly woman to babysit us like small children. He also has a habit of always finding people who use the most dimunitive forn of speech possible and insist on talking down to us the entire trip. I wasn't very enthused about this happening again so I told him, "I don't like it when you do that and you better not do it again!" He said "Okay" to i a few days ago, but once we were on the train, he was already using his old geezer charm on the old woman in the seat across from us. Making jokes about how the KIDS just had to bring the computer along cuz it was the hip new thing to do. Saying things like "ohh come on KIDS, why are you so worried about leaving the monitor at the bottom of the stairs, eventhough he was the one who was worried, I really didn't have any concerns about the monitor at all. Ahhh! he kept going on and on! "Now kids this chair can move up and down, now kids the best part of the train is the one with the BIG windows, Hey kids you know they are going to show a movie on the train." I've been on more overnight train trips than him, so I'm well aware of all the happeings of the train, but in order to show off and make the woman sitting mext to us think we don't know what we're doing, he kept on babbling. He gave Troll Dula $25 to spend on the train and a few minutes later he gave me money to spend as well. Then they left, and about half an hour later around 7:05 the train left.
We watched the colorful grafftti on the ditches of Los Angeles pass by. It's interesting to see all the new street names people have: Doktor, Rave, and Shok were a few that I could remember seeing. the woman in the seat behind us had a little girl with her. She didn't look any older than one. She could stand up and waddle, but she couldn't talk yet. Dula and I entertained her with stuffed animals. She especially seemed to like Ko the mouse and she kept grabbing his arms everytime he talked or waved to her. Later the woman asked me to sit with ther baby while she went to the bathrom. Maybe I looked like a responsible teenager to her. I entertained the baaby with my jigglypuff watch while she was gone. I taught the baby how to open and close the watch.
Troll Dula and I went to watch the movie at night. They didn't start playing it until we had left the station at Fullertion. They showed the movie "Save the Last Dance." It was a pretty good movie I guess. Troll Dula and I got the best seats in the lounge. The movie was kind of hard to hear because the volume was turned down low, plus there were chatty girls sitting behind us and people kept walking in and out through the doors which make a lot of noise. A second movie "All the Pretty Horses"started playing after the first move had ended. The movie appreared to be somewhat interesting, but Troll Dula and I left within 10 minutes because the lounge was now filled with annoying little kids. They apperaed to be about jr, high or early high school age. It was a group of little boys with freshly changed voices that still made buzzing sounds when they talked, and a group pf sluttily dressed fat girls who apperaed to be about the same age. The girls didn't seem very pretty or intelligent, but the boys talked to them anyway because, well because they were dressed like sluts. They were having a conversation that would sound typical if attached to Sea Hag Sarah's friends. "Oh my God! MAtt Damon is such a cutie,; I just melt inside when I see him, Oh my God!!" "Eww like who just farted in here Ewww." flollowed by rounds of immature laughter every two minutes. I must be turning into an old foggie or something becuase I thought they were stupid irresposible lazy punk-ass kids. I don't think I acted lke that when I was their age, buty Idon;'t really know, my memory has become somewhat distorted with age.
We went back to our seats and ate some Dorritos for dinner and then went to sleep. Everyone in our car was already sleepingby the time we got back. I slept with the blanket over my head the entire time because I don't really like the idea of having people watch me sleep. Troll Dula commented on how i pretend that our aisle is out house and I just take off my shoes whenever I please. I do the same darn thing in my classes at school, so it really didn't seeem too different to me.

Thursday June 28th 2001

Wahahahaha! Today is the last day of summer school! No more sitting around school for 15 hours a day for me. I have to pack up all my junk and get ready to go to New Mexico tomorrow. I wish I had taken pics of my self everyday from the beginning of summer school. Then all you people could see how much buffer I look. Working out 6 hours a day has begun to make my arms look very manly. This is so awesome; I can't wait to show grandma my new skillz I learned in kickboxing and guitar class. I took the final for both of my aerobics classes today. The tests were waay easy and of course like always, I finished first way before everybody else (HaHaHa suckaz!) We still had to play workout for half the class time though. We did funk dancing in Debbie's class, which was kind of fun, but it made us look like dorks. Then I went walking around campus in K.C.'s class. K.C. is getting married soon. While waddling around campus one of the students got lost. Her name is Tammy and she's not very bright. Her appearance is somewhat normal, but she appears to have the brain of a five year old, her voice sounds childish as well. Later we found her back at the Wellness center; I guess she couldnt keep up with our waddling. After aerobics class I went to the computer lab to play like I always do. The login computer said I was there for 4.4 hours. Troll Dula, Troll Abe, and I crashed a party that Sea Hag Sarah and her friends were having in a chat room. Good timez, Good timez.
My kickboxing final was today too. Mr. Teacher let us out early today (Yay!) We only had to stay for like 30 minutes. I overheard more of the inside scoop on the teacher today. I've been stalling all summer session to write an inside scoop on him, but I never had enough information until today. Here it goes-Mr. Teacher's real name is Mark Stewart, he's like an older shorter version of Dennis Bingham: Martial Arts enthusiast with a fetish for Asian things. He's an "egg" if you will. Apparently he's married and his wife lives in Thailand, he's skipping out on teaching for the spring semester so he can be there for 6 months. Mr. Teacher likes to wear shirts with martial arts crap on it everyday. He may be trying to show off or.....okay im going to have to stop now cuz rasheed is whining he wants to use this computer to play mudz on

Wednesday June 27th 2001

The same things happened as yesterday. Babu Troll woke up while Troll Dula and I were still playing downstairs. Well actually, Troll Dula was supposed to be writing his concert review essay for music appreciation class. Sea Hag Sarah must be bumming a ride with Chelsea the Walrus to school, because Mama Troll didn't take her and we all know she's too lazy to walk. When I was her age I had to walk 3 ½ miles home everyday in the hot sun while carrying 50 pounds on my back. Haha that sounds kinda like one of those stories old geezers like to tell, but it's true. I had to walk a lot dammit! Mama Troll gave me candy before I left for school today. I got a mini Kit Kat bat and a Reese's cup. I normally don't like chocolate very much, but its candy so it's all good. Mt. Sac is flooded with little kids right now. Most of them come to swim in the pool, but there's hundreds more signed up for the daytime summer camp. There's a lot of litter around campus now. Most of it is empty Doritos bags and candy wrappers that the little kids threw on the ground. With so much trash around the place, it is beginning to look like a high school. I get really mad when people vandalize school property or write on the walls at Mt. Sac. This is a college and coming to it is your choice, no one is forcing you to stay. High school vandalism is all right with me because it is a form of rebellion (in fact I kind of encourage it). The law says, "Little Billy must go to high school or else the truancy officers will chase him." Writing slogans on the bathroom wall can be a person's way of saying, "this institution is Fucked up and I want out!" There is nothing to rebel about at Mt. Sac so I don't like it when people write on the walls. Mt. Sac is a good school, it kicks-ass.
We did multi-step for the third time in Debbie's aerobics class. There's a mentally retarded girl named Jennifer and no one wants to stand next to her anymore because she doesnt move when you're supposed to travel to the neighboring step. People get really annoyed because they don't get a full workout if they have to stand by her. I stood next to her twice, and they're right, she does throw you off, but there really aren't very many classes she can sign up for at school. Maybe she deserves a workout too, I guess. Besides, there are "normal" people who do just as bad or are even worse coordinated than she(*hint * hint* certain males in my old class, BTW if you're reading this, and you know who you are: I hate you! Stay away from me!), but everyone just ignores them because they look and speak normal.
Okay wait here's some more stuff I can add for now. I took the final in guitar class today. It was super easy as usual. If I get a new guitar I can be in Mr. Guitar (real name - Richard Turner) teacher's class at CSUF. Mr. Guitar teacher is really nice, and if I say he's nice, that means he is, cuz I normally like being mean, and I enjoy making fun of people. Even when Mr. Guitar teacher tries to be mean, he is still nice. He kind of reminds me of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh. He's going on a trip to Greece for the summer with his good class.
Yeah um so I was going to go to sleep early tonight, but then when I went to go on the internet for 5 minutes I didn't get off until 3:30. The King of Engrend and I almost got the web cam working at spotlife.com, but it still doesn't work yet, it's a tad closer though. Oh yeah, and in case you people were wondering: No, that really isn't a live webcam on the homepage,...yet. I'll change the pic whenever I feel like for now until I can get it to run all the time. Then everyone can watch me put on a puppet show every night. Lots-O-Phun!!! Oh and BTW this site is loaded with pics of me, if you can find them. I put them up a few days ago, but I don't think anyone has found them yet. First one to find them gets...Ummm well I'm going to be in Albuquerque so all you get is your choice of a letter or a post card from me in the snailmail. Just tell me where the pics are and you win.

Tuesday June 26th 2001

HaHaHa, I stayed up all night last night. When I went to play upstairs at 4 am Babu Troll just woke up and started making his oatmeal.... fill the rest out later...

Monday June 25th 2001


Hahaha, in case you haven't noticed I've been doing a crappy job of updating the last few days. Well that's because I forgot what I did those days, but I'm sure it really wasn't that important anyway. You know what? I think I have bronchitis instead of something left over from the roach spray. Actually it was probably set off by the roach spray and then it just got worse. Ackk!! I just coughed again. I wrote two essays for Troll Dula today. They were pretty sucky essays, and I didn't want to write them. This essay writing crap is getting kind of boring; I don't want to write other peoples essays anymore. I have too much time to waste by myself. Mama Troll gave me a cookie today; it was very yummy. I think it was a Mrs. Felds or something cookie. Everybody go buy cookies and give them to me. I want cookies now!!! I also like candy so give that to me too. More things --Sea Hag Sarah Tried to beat me up again as usual, nothing new. I had a soda in my hand and she spilt it on the floor. Then when she tried to clean it up, because Mama Troll made her, she just spread the sugar water around so now the floor is sticky. I hate Sticky floors. Yucky gross!! She keeps on growing larger and larger (horizontally that is) she weighs more than Troll Dula now. Hahaha she wants me to put her pics on my web cam so all of her friends will think she's cool. Do you people want to see Sea Hag Sarah's picture on my site? If you do e-mail me saying yes or no and give a reason why. Sea Hag Sarah wanted to sign up for Summer school today. She's going to the one at Townsend (that's her jr. high school) because she wanted to be in Summer band. Turns out virtually no one signed up for the class HAHAHAHA!! The only reason she signed up was because she thought all her friends would sign up too and then she would meet all the new kids from Magnolia. Too bad for her. She should have gone to Ayala and taken keyboarding, because her two fingered typing skillz are horrendous!
Went to guitar class, nothing special happened. After class I saw Shera the(I'll come up with something later) in the restroom near the music building. She just took a test in her Music 7 class; she said it was hard. Then I went to the lab underneath the library, which is where I'm typing this right now. Troll Dula wanted me to wait for him and his English class to show up in the library, but I don't want to. The library is boring and I can't use AIM in there without being super sneaky. I already have to cover up half the screen when I use the computer in the lab. I wish I had a laptop, and not a crappy one like the one Troll Dula got. Somebody buy me one. Go do it now!!!

Monday Night Part II
While I was in the lab tonight I was talking to BigRich from Newgrounds. He really is the nicest person on Newgrounds, he is ultimate super decent nice and all that junk, no wonder everybody likes him. Everybody say hurrah for BigRich!!

Sunday June 24th 2001

Laziest day ever!! I spent all day doing nothing. I didn't even bother to get dressed; I wore my same pajamas to sleep again. I've turned into a Newgrounds junkie. I tried to get the web cam set up so I could have live shows from the kitchen running, but apparently Spotlife.com doesn't like the IBM PC cam very much. Ho hum. I'll have to find another place to host while my hamster and I entertain you all. We were playing glamour shots, but they didn't turn out very well because Baby Hamster was wiggling. Troll Dula finally recorded Pontoffel Pock like I told him to a week ago. I have to return it to the library tomorrow. Troll Dula went to Chuck E Cheese for Zaid and Allan's birthday party. He brought back a Whoopie cushion.

Saturday June 23rd 2001

Went to Fullerton to take ELM test thing. Boring boring boring. I was coughing every two minutes, I think the test babysitting ladies were getting mad, oh well. Sea Hag Sarah tells me I went to Walmart today. I think I vaguely remember it now, I just don't remember what I went there for. I remember I went to the restroom and there were little kids playing in the sink. Oh yeah, now I remember I got these marshmallow cookie things, those were kinda yummy. Troll Dula went to a concert with Hinson for his music appreciation class. He said it was boring as Hell. I'm sure it was. I can't stand any music classical in nature unless I'm playing it.

Friday June 22nd 2001

Abe went to a party at Fred's house tonight. I told him I was going to write some articles for that thing that I do but I'm not allowed to say what that thing is right now or else I'll get in trouble n stuff, but I didn't because I'm lazy. I was on Newgrounds newgroundin' it up all over the place. Damn you to Hell Newgrounds, you're soooo addicting. Nuke929 from Newgrounds has to leave for summer camp tomorrow. Hehehe Nuke is funny!

Thursday June 21st 2001

Same damn thing as yesterday, I still can't breath and I don't remember what I did either. I need to start writing things down again. I usually do write everything down though. I always have my clipboard with me and people make weird faces at me because I'm always crouched down in a corner writing things down. They must think I'm a spy from Yardale or something. Hehehe We learned a new move in Kickboxing class today. Mr. Teacher said that its some funky move that the French use. Hahaha French people!!! My kickboxing teacher blends in too well with the students. Its rather difficult to goof off in class when I don't know weather the teacher is watching or not. He needs to wear some teacher clothes so he'll stand out from everybody else. I'm really good at the spinning crescent kick. I kick everybodies' ass at that. I am the bestestest. Mr. Teacher says good job good job. Well actually he says that all the time, even when I do a sucky job so its really not important what Mr. Teacher says anwayz. I pulled Troll Dula out of class early. On the way to his room back from the lab I saw Tanuki-O again. He is soo phreakin' gigantic now. I thought he was a baby bear or something. He was between building 18 and 18 again and he was digging for something in the grass. Lots of people are scared of Tanuki-O and the other Tanukis because they've been rumored to bite.Yeah so anyways umm that's all
Oh no wait! Now I remember More of what I did. I was on Newgrounds again. I stayed up all night at least I think I did. I heard some cool tunes by this dude named JamesMarshall. He has a cool webcam too. If you wanna check out his stuff you can listen to it here: http://artists.mp3.com/artists/106/neosound.html this dude is still in high school and hes composing stuff. It's much better than that crap I tried to make up back in the dayz and it beats Troll Dula's wanna be techno composition that he made in that contest with Chris the TTB.

Wednesday June 20th 2001

Cough cough Hack!!!! I can't breath anymore. That roach spray really jacked my lungs up. I can't breath out of my nose or mouth. This sucks ass. I went to school today, but I don't remember what I did. Doesn't that suck ass? Haha that's all, bye!

Tuesday June 19th 2001

Last night before I went to sleep I saw a giant cockroach run across the kitchen floor. I'm scared of cockroaches so I tried smashing it with one of Sea Hag Sarah's shoes instead of my own. Besides, she wears bigger shoes than I do. The cockroach was too fast for scaredy me so I had to bust out the Raid and try to spray it. It killed the roach but the kitchen stunk. When I woke up this morning I couldn't breath anymore; I think it was from the spray. Baby Hamster was in the kitchen all last night, I wonder if his tiny lungs were messed up too.
Today was kickboxing marathon day. My aerobics instructors, Debbie and K.C., both decided that the class was going to do aerobic kickboxing (the jump around and hit pretend things kind), so I had 4 hours of wanna-be style kickboxing in the morning. Then I had to stay for another session of regular kickboxing (the beat people up kind) at night to make up for the class I ditched to go to Troll Dula's graduation. 4 hours during the day plus 4 hours at night equals 8 hours of kickboxing. Yea! I guess...

Monday June 18th 2001

Today was so boring I don't even remember what happened. I think I lounged around the house in my pajamas for most of the day. I only had one class, which was guitar. We took a test and I got an A again. Yea for me. After class I went to the lab and played on Newgrounds until Troll Dula got out of class at 10:00 pm. Then I went home and played on Newgrounds until 2 am. That's all.

Sunday June 17th 2001

Today I woke up at 7 to see if I could scrounge together a pseudo present for Babu Troll before he came back from his morning walk. Since I couldn't find anything and I didn't look very hard either, I made him oatmeal. Babu Troll and Mama Troll went to Cherry Valley to pick cherries. Normally us kids go with them, but everyone else was asleep and I was too lazy to ride along in a hot car.
While the grownups were gone the rest of the Troll children and I dumped our toys all over the kitchen table and living room floor. We always make the house messier when the grownups are away.
At night we went to Aunt B's house. If you've seen her before, you know that she is definitely a troll as well. She is the only correctly proportioned adult I know who is shorter than me. I think she's shrinking with old age. So anywayz, Aunt B wanted to throw Troll Dula a graduation party.
At 6:37 pm Troll Rasheed, Troll Dula and Troll Abe were drunk because they didn't hold their breath while driving past the beer factory on the way there; they fell asleep. (If one does not hold their breath while passing a brewery, they are considered to be drunk. Grownups are not required to hold their breath because they are always considered to be drunk.)
Blah Blah Blah arrived at Aunt B's house.
Uncle (who we call Aunt B's husband) was watching some old Indian movie from the 70's the whole time. He's really frail and old and looks like an Indian version of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. He doesn't know very many words in English and I've only seen him do three different things: 1. sit on the couch and watch old Indian movies 2.feed the pigeons 3.his new hobby-playing Super Mario World. Blah Blah Blah Troll Babu made us eat the food Aunt B cooked. I don't like Indian food because its always either too hott or too greasy, but I ate it anyway cuz Babu Troll always gets mad when we refuse to. It didn't taste bad at first this time, but then my stomach was burning five minutes later. Greasy greasy puke yuck. For those of you who've never watched regular Indian folk eat before, make sure you emulate them well if you don't want to insult anybody. They kind of mash the food together with their fingers and then stuff it into their mouth. Oh yeah, and you're supposed to eat with your right hand ONLY. My Troll siblings and I like insulting people so we like eating with our hands all the time to annoy Mama Troll and we use our left hand to embarrass Babu Troll. Always insult both sides of your family equally.
The goodz-Troll Dula came home with some pretty decent loot for being Mr. Graduate. He got money, a laptop, and a web cam (soon to be my new hamster cam when I jack it from him.)
That's about all I can remember of what happened I think...hmm troll Abe was sad because he missed his Sunday night Japanese Drama and Sea Hag Sarah was mad because she had to miss Malcolm in the Middle. No one became intoxicated on the way home. That is all.

Saturday June 16th 2001

This house is waay too hot and we don't have a working air-conditioner. I had to move baby hamster's cage from upstairs down to the kitchen because it's cooler in there. Everyone keeps falling asleep in the middle of the day because the heat makes them drowsy. Our cars are even worse than the house; not only are they hotter and without air-conditioning, but not all of the windows will open. Oh well, I never liked going places anyway.
Mama Troll, Troll Abe, Sea Hag Sarah and I went to the library today. I have a $1.35 fine on my card, but I didn't pay it. I didn't check out any books this time since I'm going to Albuquerque in 2 weeks and it usually takes at least 4 weeks for me to loose and find all my library books. I checked out 4 videos and one old skool Nintendo game (RiverCity Ransom) instead. I like the AV section at the Ontario library because everything labeled "educational" is free. Most of their "educational" junk isn't even educational. A lot of it is just movies the general public wouldn't pay to see like cheezy British comedies. Virtually anything made by the BBC is labeled "educational." Maybe the library staff thinks their humor (or humour as those Brits like to spell it) is superior to our uncultured American "garbage." I don't know.

Friday June 15th 2001

Went to Sea Hag Sarah's boring 8th grade promotion today. Sea Hag Sarah told all of her friends that she was going to wear shorts and a tee-shirt, but she wussed out on the last day because she couldn't get anyone to do it with her. She's not very good at being an individual. Anywayz, since Sea Hag Sarah wasn't going to wear her casual everyday wear, she had to wear one of my dresses since she claimed she didn't have any. She wore the dark maroon silky one with flowers. The lil ho stunk it up and didn't even bother to hang it up afterwards.
Today I went to have my eyes checked at an optometrist, since I obviously can't see as well as I used to. People wave to me from across campus, but I can't tell who they are until they come within 50 feet from me. I can't read the words off an overhead projector unless I'm sitting in either the first or second row, and as for those white boards, well I can't see anything written on them at all (unless the lights are turned off; otherwise there's too much glare.)
Yeah so back to the optometrist-I forgot to bring I.D. with me, but they let me in anyway since I look so young and I was with Babu Troll. I didn't like the glaucoma testing machine cuz they had to shoot air in my eye and the machine kept hitting my eyelashes. Dr. Optometrist Man said I am only slightly partially near-sighted, so I really don't have to get glasses if I don't want to. Maybe I'll get glasses anyway so I can make everybody think I'm super smart without talking to them...or maybe that would just make it easier for people to decide to stuff the Mt.Sac Troll in a trash can rather than answering my questions at the entrance of the parking lot bridge.
Troll + glasses = nerd troll = trashcan swimming

Thursday June 14th 2001

Troll Dula's graduation
in the car--me, Sea Hag Sarah, Troll Abe, Mama Troll
5:14 pm- After Mama Troll got lost on the freeway we finally arrived at the Anaheim pond. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you all about Ayala High School's gayest idea ever, holding the graduation ceremony at the pond. Boo-urns, why do they have to hold it at the pond? It would be much more convenient if they held it in the school gym, although I wish they didn't have any gay-ass ceremony at all. So NEways, back to my story- Troll Dula's school sent out flyers saying the people "PARKING WILL BE $7.00!" well when we arrived at the pond guess how much they charged us? It was $8.00!!! Fuck them! Don't they know that my momma's poor! She picks up pennies from the middle of a street. The bitch-asses at the pond decided to jack up the price just for the stupid graduation ceremony. I saw the real price signs pushed off to the side of the entrance.
When we got out of the car Mama Troll was still yelling at us kids while she was braiding her hair in the parking lot. Then I dropped the video camera box because someone didn't shut it properly. When we came to the ticket takers at the entrance, two old white men pointed at my little sister SeaHagSarah and said sternly "excuse my young lady, you CANNOT bring that water bottle in here!" Mama Troll had to give Sea Hag Sarah they keys and send her back to the car. Mama Trolls face looks really pink today. I think she sat in a hot non-air-conditioned car waiting for her kids to show up today. When Sea Hag Sarah came back from the car I told her to call the dude a Racist Fuck when she walked through the door just to piss him off. I don't think she did though. Then when we were walking through the door the same two men stopped Troll Abe and told him they had to check his backpack; damn Racist Fucks, I saw other people walk in with water bottles and overstuffed purses walk in without any interrogation.(actually I really don't know whether the pond staff was racist or not. it is quite possible that they stopped my siblings simply because kids are easy to pick on. however, harrassing teenagers is a socially acceptable act while being openly racist is not. so just to taunt the evil pond staff i shall call them racist.) The program hander-outer girl gave everyone a program except for me. When I asked her if I could have one too, she just ignored me. (Damn bitch!) Maybe she thought I didn't look old enough to read a program, or perhaps I scared her off with my threatening attire; I was wearing my BAdAsS "Beware of Bowser" shirt. (The Old skool Nintendo trick never fails!!)
Blah- found our seats inside and Babu Troll and Troll Rasheed(AKA King of Engrend) were already sitting there. Troll Rasheed did not look very happy or entertained. He also had to ditch class to come to this gay-ass ceremony.
wait till ceremony time-boring, me play pong in my head.
Troll Dula, Jason the Military boy, Chris the TTB, and Brandon the ..menono, all walked in together even though they aren't the same height. Excellent cheating job lads. Troll Dula's only goal was to not be paired up with a hooded harpy, which he wasn't.
The girl who sang the Star Spangled Banner sang well (nod). I had to stand up even though I didn't want to. The old people around me were giving evil stares. I didn't want to not stand us because I dislike America, me think U.S.A. is A-ok for the most part, I was just holding too much junk in my lap to get up comfortably, plus I'm lazy. I stood on one foot the whole time with one hand on my wallet and calculator, and my other hand on my cell phone.
Blah Blah Blah the speeches were a bunch of boring write by number crap. Boo-urns, why can't people write what they really want to write and what the people really want to hear. I think Mr. Hunkins the new Principal recycled an old speech because I remember hearing it before. Blah Blah
Then some girls sang the class song thingie; it sounded like crappity crap crap crap; Boo-urns to them.
Blahh Blah when Troll Dula had his name called, I let out a shrillish girly scream even though it is totally against my character, oh well. Troll Dula said he would be sad if no one cheered for him.
The rest of the ceremony must have been pretty boring cuz I don't remember the rest of it. Afterwards Troll Abe and I ran off with the video camera looking for people to interview. Troll Dula said he was going to get a ride home with his friends. He then called on the phone later from a gas station and said that they were going to go to the movies. They still aren't back yet while I'm typing this. Conan is almost over. I have to stay awake and wait for Troll Dula to come home; he doesn't have a house key. Spluhh on him.

Wednesday June 13th 2001

Today I sent my transcripts to Fullerton, so if they don't get them by the end of the month, it's all Mt. Sac's fault. Mt. Sac totally jacked up Troll Rasheed's transcripts when he went to Fullerton. I should have made them do a better job. After all, I am the Mt. Sac troll; that gives me some authority. Right?? What else happened today...? Sea Hag Sarah went to Knott's Berry Farm with the eighth grade. And troll Abe...? well I don't think Troll Abe did anything special today.
I had to take my kickboxing midterm today because I'm ditching class to go to Troll Dula's graduation. I don't really want to go, graduation is way ass-munching boring. I'm going to have to sit there for like 4 hours while they call a bunch of kids' names. I remember when I graduated from high school the principal and other staff fold were telling lies like "it will be nervous, exciting,...you will remember it for the rest of you life..." well they lied. Graduation was waay boring. I feel asleep at least 3 times. The speeches were total crap. The only good part about it was I got to go first because I was the shortest and everything was arranged by height. Awww dammit!! I have to stop now because I'm getting kicked out of the library! It's 9:25 and the rent-a-cops just told everybody to get out. Why does the Mt. Sac Library have to close to early?

Tuesday June 12th 2001

Went to aerobics this morning; nothing exciting happened. I was washing my hands in the locker room and the end of my sleeve got wet. Now my elbow is cold. Brrrr. Sea Hag Sarah wore the most non-matching outfit ever to school today. It was a lavender slutty blouse with 80's black trim, and baggy blue jeans. Since Sea Hag Sarah is always pointing out how everyone else's clothes don't match, I thought I'd point out her clothes today. Maybe she really had my clothes underneath it and she was trying to cover them up. That would be a more likely reason since she steals my clothes at least twice a week. Junior High schoolers are so image conscious these days. Tsk Tsk little girl.
After kickboxing class I saw my super cool friend Ogre Kristine (yea!!) she was with Berto the Bounty Hunter. We were in the hallway underneath the library that leads to the computer lab and tutoring center. Then some old harpy whore came to screech at us and tell us to get out cuz we were too loud. Damn Harpies, always leaving their droppings everywhere. Disgusting. NEwayz...so then we went outside, and then we went inside, and then we went outside and then we went inside again and then Kristine taught me how to do this cool trick um yeah, and then we went outside again and stuff and then blah blah blah...My goodness, Kristine is such a super genius! She like knows soo much information n' junk. Sometimes she pretends she's not smart so people won't be pointing the genius fingers at her, but she is waay super smart. Okay so then later Troll Dula finally came out of his classroom, but the Ogre Kristine was trying to talk to him, but troll Dula was like "I better get myself a-going now"...that's all

Monday June 11th 2001

Lounged around all morning in my troll pajamas. Changed clothes when Dennis the barbarian came to the door. Then I wrote Troll Dula's English essays. Mama Troll's tire went flat while driving Troll Abe home from school.

Troll Dula was abducted by aliens this morning. Nobody knew where he went. Apparently when the aliens dropped him off this afternoon, they brainwashed him into thinking Jason the military boy drove him to school. Maybe the aliens kidnapped Jason the military boy as well.

Sunday June 10th 2001

Spent all night making toilet cake for Brittan's birthday.

Saturday June 9th 2001

Went to the dentist's office with my troll family. The dentist had many donuts. In the waiting room Sea Hag Sarah was reading "Seventeen" magazine. It had *NSYNC on the cover(Oolala). After she set it down I told Troll Abe to pick it up and read it out loud. He was reading the ads for feminine products and the trama-rama section. Sea Hag Sarah got really mad and embarrassed at the same time. She was covering her face while he was reading it. The rest of us trolls were laughing. Then Sea Hag Sarah began hitting me in front of the other guests in the waiting room. (Yawn...) She thinks she can beat up on me just because she weighs 30 pounds more than I do. She tries to do the same to Troll Abe, but no one ever fights back with her. It makes her look wussy, Oh well. Note to self: buy toothbrush.

Wednesday May 23rd 2001

Tanuki O spotted outside last night between buildings 17 and 18