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mai pet hamster i have a pet hamster. it's name is baby hamster. my hamster is an evil hamster and it loves to eat millet. Oh wait, I can't say that anymore because I no longer have a pet hamster. My little sister Sea Hag Sarah and her horrible friend Chelsea killed it while I was on vacation! (See logs from July 7th 2001) They took my baby out of it's cage stuffed it inside a toy hamster ball without any air holes and kicked it around on the linoleum. I hate both of you evil bitches!!! When the hamster man gives me another hamster neither of you are allowed near it. A plague on both your houses! Oh wait, since Sea Hag Sarah lives in the same house as I, I shall not wish for a plague on your house. Chelsea however...Blargghhh!!!
Mai hamster likes to free-range all the time. its always saying "mom let me out let me out!!!!" so i let it out and it starts pooping all over everything. what's up with that! neways today i let my hamster free-range all over my sister's bed, but then i heard her coming up the stairs so mai hamster and i hid in the closet until she left. then i let mai hamster free-range in the bathtub but it peeed all over the place and i had to bleach the tub again! oh well 
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